Worrying new trend
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Spare tyre

Original Poster:

12,602 posts

160 months

Sunday 3rd December 2017
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We all know about gypsies stringing dogs together so they can bum you

We know about sausages in lawns

But now we have to worry about fake mi5 marksmen forcing sausages through your windows

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4397508/Ma...

Axionknight

8,505 posts

165 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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Probably a member on here

Own up ya barmy bd, who is it?

sparkythecat

8,101 posts

285 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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"Don Fisher, who had claimed to be a 'guardian angel' from MI5, also pushed mince and other meat products through the window after calling out 'I have food' to the woman's her 12-year-old daughter"

Sentenced for harassment?
The mans a complete fruit loop and should be in a padded room, next to Hannibal


BBenzzz

159 posts

119 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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Such a wonderfully strange story for a dark Monday morning..

More to the point, at what time has an old man with lots of meat appealing to a young bird? cop

Wait a minute, that doesn't look right.. smashnono

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

182 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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'If you want to find me guilty of something, then find me guilty of being nice.'

HA!

What a fking lunatic.

R8Steve

4,150 posts

205 months

Monday 4th December 2017
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Brilliant! laugh