Amazon's naffest potential presents

[Ari]

Scouring Amazon desperately for last minute presents - jeez, they're got some tat!

I think this is my favourite so far, but it's up against some pretty stiff competition.

MENS NOVELTY METAL GUN AND AMMO DESIGN BELT BUCKLE

[Cotty]

It that TSA approved

[anonymous-user]

Cotty said:

It that TSA approved

Trousers Stay Attached?

[MacW]

Bit sexist isn't it?

Surely overcompensating bravado isn't the exclusive domain of men.

[Mark Benson]

Dress your dog like Madonna c.1990

[Timmy40]

^^^ WTF

[Hoofy]

Spotted a Kegel exerciser that connects to your smartphone.

Since you wondered: http://amzn.to/2zajibp

[Mark Benson]

Hoofy said:

Spotted a Kegel exerciser that connects to your smartphone.

Since you wondered: http://amzn.to/2zajibp

Your 'intimate health' can never be too enhanced, I feel.

[Mark Benson]

You never knew your life was missing a Yodelling Pickle until now.....

[Mark Benson]

Or a little light reading perhaps.....

[Hoofy]

Mark Benson said:

You never knew your life was missing a Yodelling Pickle until now.....

I nearly clicked on the go button but then I spotted this on the same page:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Toyday-Traditional-Classi...

Yep, a Grow Your Own Jesus. How have I ever gone without one??

[Timmy40]

Mark Benson said:

Or a little light reading perhaps.....

That's my BIL's present sorted. Thanks

[Mark Benson]

Timmy40 said:

Mark Benson said:

Or a little light reading perhaps.....

That's my BIL's present sorted. Thanks

We bought one for my (16 year old) nephew

[FerdiZ28]

Mark Benson said:

Hoofy said:

Spotted a Kegel exerciser that connects to your smartphone.

Since you wondered: http://amzn.to/2zajibp

Your 'intimate health' can never be too enhanced, I feel.

Got to be the world’s first fangita controlled mobile game.

[Hoofy]

FerdiZ28 said:

Mark Benson said:

Hoofy said:

Spotted a Kegel exerciser that connects to your smartphone.

Since you wondered: http://amzn.to/2zajibp

Your 'intimate health' can never be too enhanced, I feel.

Got to be the world’s first fangita controlled mobile game.

There's probably a market for it but I expect it's probably already being tapped, so to speak.

[Ari]

Mark Benson said:

Dress your dog like Madonna c.1990

Link please!

[Mark Benson]

Ari said:

Link please!

Just put 'puparazzi' into the search box. There's a whole range of costumes, from a bishop to Mr T.

And every single dog has the same pleading look in it's eyes "Please, in the name of all that's holy get me out of this costume".

[Ari]

Oh good god..!

[alorotom]

Mark Benson said:

Timmy40 said:

Mark Benson said:

Or a little light reading perhaps.....

That's my BIL's present sorted. Thanks

We bought one for my (16 year old) nephew

My nephew turns 13 in January ... ordered in prep !!

[Riley Blue]

Mark Benson said:

Or a little light reading perhaps.....

The perfect Secret Santa gift for the the office tosser.