Ask a compulsive liar anything, anything at all

[funkyrobot]

I'm good at answering questions.

And I have a massive phallus.

[Cudd Wudd]

Are you human or a funky bot?

Can I trust your answer?

[PurpleMoonlight]

I was married to a compulsive liar.

A complete and utter fking nightmare.

[cookmysock]

have you ever lied about anything?