Ask a pensioner anything...

[Riley Blue]

Ask away and if I remember I've started the thread and can switch this laptop on again I'll reply - possibly...

[anonymous-user]

Do you stink of piss?

[HairyMaclary]

Did you vote brexit?

[Tango13]

Are you as old as 'Nurts?

[soad]

OAP bus pass comes in handy?

[Russian Troll Bot]

Can I have my football back please?

[smn159]

How much better was it in the old days?

[DanielSan]

Can you really remember when this was all fields?

[Riley Blue]

Faz50 said:

Do you stink of piss?

No more than your mum but unlike her, I don't need my food liquidising.

[anonymous-user]

How does it feel robbing the young of their futures to pay for your pension.?
I may or may not be serious

[Riley Blue]

HairyMaclary said:

Did you vote brexit?

I voted against continued membership of the European Economic Community in 1975 and nothing that happened since made me change that view.

[jas xjr]

has retirement turned out as you imagined ? do you find you have enough time to do everything you want to do ?

[anonymous-user]

Do you have fond memories of pubic hair ?

[Riley Blue]

Tango13 said:

Are you as old as 'Nurts?

No one is, not even 'Nurts though Methuselah runs him a close second.

[jeff666]

Why do you do ya shopping on a Saturday ?

You have all bleeding week...

[anonymous-user]

Riley Blue said:

No more than your mum but unlike her, I don't need my food liquidising.

Do you wear nappies?

[smn159]

On a scale of 1-10, how angry are you after reading the Daily Mail?

[AdeTuono]

Do you constantly think of death, and as each birthday comes around, mentally tick it off and wonder if you'll ever see another?

[Sheets Tabuer]

Do they like it up em?

[stuartmmcfc]

Do you buy things and think “that’ll last me”: