Ask a Courier anything.....
Ask a Courier anything.....
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Nickyboy

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6,825 posts

264 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Might as well join the bandwagon

This seems to be one of the most hated professions on PH

Industry questions or specific about the company i work for (Brown trucks)

Ask away...

valiant

14,212 posts

190 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Where's my fking parcel!!

sorry, couldn't resist

Nickyboy

Original Poster:

6,825 posts

264 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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valiant said:
Where's my fking parcel!!

sorry, couldn't resist
I'm sorry, Yodel have your parcel biggrin

egor110

17,675 posts

233 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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With the likes of amazon logistics and hermes undercutting everyone how do you make a living being a courier ?

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

193 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Already got one going.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

or is this a driver to warehouse mis-communication ?

Lozw86

903 posts

162 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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This thread topic is spreading to very mundane professions

Nickyboy

Original Poster:

6,825 posts

264 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Pericoloso said:
Already got one going.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

or is this a driver to warehouse mis-communication ?
Did see that but that’s retail deliveries, I’m talking parcel delivery

Nickyboy

Original Poster:

6,825 posts

264 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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egor110 said:
With the likes of amazon logistics and hermes undercutting everyone how do you make a living being a courier ?
I’m an employed driver so not concerned by them, we can depending on contract match their prices. The majority of profits come from international shipments

Nickyboy

Original Poster:

6,825 posts

264 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Lozw86 said:
This thread topic is spreading to very mundane professions
The world doesn’t work without “mundane” professions

ST_Nuts

1,487 posts

137 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Brown van you say... Have you ever fallen out when turning a sharp corner?

DoubleD

22,154 posts

138 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Lozw86 said:
This thread topic is spreading to very mundane professions
It is getting rather tedious

hyphen

26,262 posts

120 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Lozw86 said:
This thread topic is spreading to very mundane professions
Reddit started AMA years ago and had the likes of Obama.

Pistonheads takes a decade to copy it and has a courier hehe

OP how tight are your deadlines? Is your company anywhere near as bad as 'piss in a bottle to meet your targets' Amazon.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Do you just crap out the drug condom easy or do you take lots of senokot to speed it up.

Nickyboy

Original Poster:

6,825 posts

264 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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ST_Nuts said:
Brown van you say... Have you ever fallen out when turning a sharp corner?
Not as yet, one of the most common questions during the summer biglaugh

hyphen said:
OP how tight are your deadlines? Is your company anywhere near as bad as 'piss in a bottle to meet your targets' Amazon.
Nowhere near, we have deadlines and timed deliveries to meet the same as every company but you prioritise the urgent ones (customer gets their money back if they’re late) and call in if you’re not going to finish, 99% of the time you’ll have another driver come help. All the routes have an optimum number of drops so they know what is realistically possible.

Mine is 90-100 so if I have say 115 then there is a chance I won’t finish so the dispatcher will make sure one of the other drivers in the area will have scope to assist if required.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Is it possible to remove your head with a box cutter and will it stop the proliferation of these terrible threads?


egor110

17,675 posts

233 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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Nickyboy said:
egor110 said:
With the likes of amazon logistics and hermes undercutting everyone how do you make a living being a courier ?
I’m an employed driver so not concerned by them, we can depending on contract match their prices. The majority of profits come from international shipments
Is it true your brown vans have a racking system in the back that pushes the parcels forward in order of delivery ?

I drive a red van and our stuffs so backwards , my van has no revering sensors ffs , you'd think a fleet the size of ours would have dash cams in the vans just to knock down the insurance claims .

Also is it true your delivery routes are created so you avoid turning right having to cross traffic and wasting time ?

Nickyboy

Original Poster:

6,825 posts

264 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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egor110 said:
Is it true your brown vans have a racking system in the back that pushes the parcels forward in order of delivery ?

I drive a red van and our stuffs so backwards , my van has no revering sensors ffs , you'd think a fleet the size of ours would have dash cams in the vans just to knock down the insurance claims .

Also is it true your delivery routes are created so you avoid turning right having to cross traffic and wasting time ?
Yes on the shelving, they’re loaded in drop order so as you go throughout the day you slide them forwards for easier selection.



The bit about not turning right is true in America where is was devised but obviously they don’t turn left instead, saves millions of dollars in wasted fuel and time



egor110

17,675 posts

233 months

Wednesday 27th December 2017
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wormus said:
Is it possible to remove your head with a box cutter and will it stop the proliferation of these terrible threads?
Which you ironically have contributed to

Yipper

5,964 posts

120 months

Thursday 28th December 2017
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Robots are already starting to replace food-delivery drivers in London and elsewhere. What will you do when robots start delivering parcels, in 5-15 years' time?

Nickyboy

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6,825 posts

264 months

Thursday 28th December 2017
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Yipper said:
Robots are already starting to replace food-delivery drivers in London and elsewhere. What will you do when robots start delivering parcels, in 5-15 years' time?
They won’t, or at least not in my working life.

Drones etc are still way off being viable for mainstream deliveries, we are trailing drones for remote deliveries of healthcare items and for things like malaria vaccinations in Africa.

In 15 years? Who knows but by then I’ll be looking to retire, if I last that long 😂