What's in the bottle?

[sparkythecat]

I saw this advertised for sale on a local buy and sell site.
The vendor said it was no longer needed.

WTF is in the bottle ?

[boxst]

Aqua/Water (Solvent/Diluent), Alcohol Denat. (Solvent/Diluent), Glycerin (Humectant), Chondrus Crispus Powder (Abrasive), Propanediol (Viscosity Modifier), Sodium Hyaluronate (Humectant), Benzyl Alcohol (Preservative), Fagus Sylvatica Bud Extract (Skin Conditioning Agent), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice (Skin Conditioning Agent), Adenosine (Skin-Conditioning Agent), Parfum/Fragrance (Fragrance), Linalool (Fragrance Ingredient), Crithmum Maritimum Callus Culture Filtrate (Skin Protectant), Orbignya Oleifera Seed Oil (Emollient), Citric Acid (pH Adjuster), Citronellol (Fragrance Ingredient), Buddleja Davidii Extract (Skin-Conditioning Agent), Malva Sylvestris Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract/Malva Sylvestris (Mallow) Flower/Leaf/Stem Extract (Skin Conditioning Agent), Thymus Vulgaris Flower/Leaf Extract/Thymus Vulgaris (Thyme) Flower/Leaf Extract (Skin-Conditioning Agent), Benzoic Acid (Preservative), Sorbic Acid (Preservative), Limonene (Fragrance Ingredient), Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Potassium Sorbate (Preservative).
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There are two preservatives in there, they must be the active ingredients to keep you young

[sparkythecat]

I could have googled the answer myself, but thought some inventive uninformed, random, puerile, speculation might have been an amusing distraction, on a dreary January morning .

[Butter Face]

Formaldehyde.




Plus a couple of others!

[227bhp]

The vendor wasn't Benjamin Button was he?

[TooMany2cvs]

Cold-pressed, extra-virgin soylent green.

[LordGrover]

A concentrated desire to listen to crap music, get a tattoo and be generally indolent.

[sparkythecat]

That's the spirit!

[Shakermaker]

Is it a bottle of Snapchat filter

[V8 FOU]

"Drops of youth" is what causes the head to droop forward and stare at the gound from under a hoodie.

That and the drops of piss on the batroom floor because they can't aim properly...

Now look what you've done. Go me onto one.....

[AppleJuice]

[QI]NOBODY KNOWS[/QI]

[DRFC1879]

"No longer needed". Found a Zoltar machine and changed back.

[TooMany2cvs]

V8 FOU said:

"Drops of youth" is what causes the head to droop forward and stare at the gound from under a hoodie.

That and the drops of piss on the batroom floor because they can't aim properly...

Now look what you've done. Go me onto one.....

I blame the parents.

[AppleJuice]

Acne?