Weird things people do in shops!
Weird things people do in shops!
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Ari

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19,826 posts

245 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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I was talking today to someone who's fiance works in TK Maxx. The subject moved to the strange things people do in shops - it was an eye opener!

Apparently they quite regularly discover that a changing room has been used as a toilet, and not just for a piss either! They also discovered a turd in a handbag on display once - someone must have taken it into a changing room, curled one out into it and put it back!

They also had a couple of guys acting suspiciously next to the shoes. They ejecting the the two men and then examined the shoes, only to find a couple of them stuffed with drugs - they were obviously picking up a drop. Odd way of doing it.

The general public (or at least some elements of) never ceases to amaze me.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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You don't see it so often these days but you can see the one armed dance in TK Maxx and or Asda.

Where some irate mother has picked up their child by 1 arm and is dragging them through the store, occasionally peppered with expletives and promises of a good hiding.



largespiced

189 posts

167 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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We had someone take a dump in a display toilet in Focus do it all once. Caught them on camera!

xjay1337

15,966 posts

148 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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I leant on a shelf in Blockbuster (back in the day) and the whole wall fell over. That was fun. I ran away.

P-Jay

11,407 posts

221 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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I have to witness any sort of dirty protest thankfully, but when I worked in Tesco as a kid we did used to have to deal with the sad cases who shoplifted, just to be caught, It was a really weird cry for help. Usually male, usually middle-aged, usually fairly wealthy too.

The daft thing was they gave them loads of chances to get out of it, they hadn't even technically committed an offence if they didn't leave the shop, but, even though they'd have cash on them - they'd refuse to pay for the couple of pence worth of food or whatever, we'd say "did you forget to pay for blah blah blah" and they'd start sobbing about wanting to be caught, in the end the boss would have to say "look, just say you forgot and we'll forget about it" but they'd insist they meant to nick it - the Police would have to come, assume they'd get a caution, but maybe a few ended up with a criminal record for steeling crisps at 46.

alorotom

12,788 posts

217 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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P-Jay said:
I have to witness any sort of dirty protest thankfully
To each their own lol

TameRacingDriver

20,588 posts

302 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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I think we could quite safely put at least half of the human population down and almost certainly be better off as a result, people are just vile!

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

249 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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I saw somebody in a supermarket take the lid off a tub of icecream - scoop some out with their finger to taste it, then put the lid back on and put it back into the freezer.

Ali Chappussy

876 posts

175 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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We used to set up the alarm clocks on the bedroom units in Homebase to go off for about 30 minutes after we back to work.

Little tinkers!

captain_cynic

17,368 posts

125 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Ari said:
The general public (or at least some elements of) never ceases to amaze me.
This is why we shouldn't bring back national service... rather we should make everyone work for 2 years in retail so they realise what a bunch of whiny, arrogant, self-entitled, filthy bar stewards the general public is.

There was once a young lady who shouted at a McDonalds employee because someone behind her rightfully beeped when she didn't move up. It wasn't until I (2 cars down) went up and told her the poor teen who works at Maccas for £6 an hour wasn't the therapist she sorely needed (and I could see that there was no-one ahead of her when she was beeped). Poor guy didn't deserve that and I still cant fathom what she expected them to do, not serve a paying customer?

I've got nothing but patience and sympathy for retail workers. It doesn't help that most stores are understaffed, so I understand if there isn't someone to help at my beck and call (usually its pretty good though).

Yes, I went to McDonalds... I know, off to the council thread with me getmecoat

Gio G

2,995 posts

239 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Ari said:
I was talking today to someone who's fiance works in TK Maxx. The subject moved to the strange things people do in shops - it was an eye opener!

Apparently they quite regularly discover that a changing room has been used as a toilet, and not just for a piss either! They also discovered a turd in a handbag on display once - someone must have taken it into a changing room, curled one out into it and put it back!

They also had a couple of guys acting suspiciously next to the shoes. They ejecting the the two men and then examined the shoes, only to find a couple of them stuffed with drugs - they were obviously picking up a drop. Odd way of doing it.

The general public (or at least some elements of) never ceases to amaze me.
Someone taking a dump in a handbag is pretty disturbing... Defo not going near a TK Maxx changing room!

G

SebastienClement

1,952 posts

170 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Changing rooms are a magnet for drug users - especially through the winter months. They are absolutely vile, and will do the following things upon being caught:

1. Dirty Protest
2. Flick bodily fluids at you / around the cubicle
3. Try and attack you / throw sharps around
4. Generally foul behaviour
5. Generally verbally and physically threatening / abusive

Regular occurrence to have changing rooms out of action while waiting for deep clean guys.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

193 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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I've seen people buy Pot Noodles.......vomit

LordLoveLength

2,347 posts

160 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Photo magazine articles in Smiths on their mobiles rather than buy the mag - how tight do you need to be?
Bad enough them treating it as a library in the first place.

geeks

11,706 posts

169 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Pericoloso said:
I've seen people buy Pot Noodles.......vomit
I ate one on Monday!

SebastienClement

1,952 posts

170 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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LordLoveLength said:
Photo magazine articles in Smiths on their mobiles rather than buy the mag - how tight do you need to be?
Bad enough them treating it as a library in the first place.
WHS deserve everything they get in lost sales.

Admittedly annoying for store staff though frown

Ransoman

884 posts

120 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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SebastienClement said:
WHS deserve everything they get in lost sales.

Admittedly annoying for store staff though frown
What staff? Its all self service now.

TameRacingDriver

20,588 posts

302 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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SebastienClement said:
WHS deserve everything they get in lost sales.
They deserve everything they get because tight arsed pricks take photos of magazines in the shop?

Ari

Original Poster:

19,826 posts

245 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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LordLoveLength said:
Photo magazine articles in Smiths on their mobiles rather than buy the mag - how tight do you need to be?
Bad enough them treating it as a library in the first place.
That's astonishing! biggrin

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

123 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Vandenberg said:
You don't see it so often these days but you can see the one armed dance in TK Maxx and or Asda.

Where some irate mother has picked up their child by 1 arm and is dragging them through the store, occasionally peppered with expletives and promises of a good hiding.
I initially thought that was a euphemism for having a wk hehe