Have you ever been banned from anything/anywhere?

[anonymous-user]

I got banned from a nightclub many years ago for being sick on one of the sofas. It was a bit posh with very nice, embroidered fabric seating, not the usual faux wipe clean leather where the riff raff frequent.

[Butter Face]

All the farms in Britain.







Reference the thread on here today.

[21TonyK]

Butter Face said:

All the farms in Britain.







Reference the thread on here today.

LOL

[21TonyK]

I was banned from Windsor Park. Teenage high jinks... HRH was in residence.

[Mr E]

Mountain Dew. By everyone else in the switch room.
We had been there for something like 40 hours, and the consensus was that I was more annoying caffeinated and full of sugar than I was knackered and grouchy.

[MTech535]

Got banned from all gadget shops (are they still going?).

Told the useless lazy s "working" there, that they were are useless bunch of lazy s who should be on the shop floor dealing with customers.

Police were called, I was told I was now banned from all their shops.

How many fks do you think I gave?

I bet if their regional manager walked in he/she would have given them more of a bking than I did.

[jjr1]

All the main betting shops, Ladbrokes, WilliamHill and Corals.

They don't like winners and sent my photo around to all the shops.

[LJTS]

The Olympics!

That flu remedy was strong :-)

[Mr Tom]

I got banned from a local tip for putting a plastic hanger in the plastic recycling thing.... apparently that isn’t ok!

[sc0tt]

jjr1 said:

All the main betting shops, Ladbrokes, WilliamHill and Corals.

They don't like winners and sent my photo around to all the shops.

How much?

[generationx]

Driving

[jjr1]

sc0tt said:

jjr1 said:

All the main betting shops, Ladbrokes, WilliamHill and Corals.

They don't like winners and sent my photo around to all the shops.

How much?

I was betting around 10k a week on Football coupons. I eventually got banned after a large bet on Accrington Stanley v Crawley when the latter were due to go into administration. I had been around all the shops as per usual but the head offices had alerted all shops to stop me if I came back. I did also employ others to do the bets for me but ultimately the shops knew my style of bets and head office required all bets above £200 to be phoned through.

I am also banned from all online betting companies bar the exchanges such as Betfair and Betdaq.

[WilsonWilson]

Skidding in car parks.

Did half a dozen lazy drifts in an empty snowy supermarket car park and the old guy collecting trolleys went and had a word with BiB parked up at the other side. Gave me a section 59 so any sliding by me or the car in the next 12 months will see it (or any other vehicle I'm in) confiscated.



Maybe this also belongs in the 'windy winter and occasional snow thread' as well as the 'council' thread because the copper told me section 59s are usually given to people on quad bikes.

[poing]

Couple of night clubs, no pubs though.
A chip shop.
A bakery.
One branch of Toys R Us, I'm certain it's not related to their current financial issues.

[FlyingFin]

The TDi Forum...

For telling an American knobwich that 'You can't educate Pork'


He must have associated himself with said animal in such a way he took umbrage at the statement.


He was acting a right tawt though!!

[B'stard Child]

My local (at the time) Pub

Having been drinking there for about 3 years

On my 18th Birthday










Postscript - I did try and have a drink in there before I moved away about 12 mths later - walked up to the bar and the manager said "you are still banned - fk off"

I am still reminded on a regular basis by friends still in the area that they are damn sure that I am the only person to have been banned......

[caziques]

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