Astonishingly bad eBay listings.

[paulguitar]

Have we had a thread here for hilariously terrible eBay listings?

Apologies if we have, if not, I would like to kick things off with this listing for a Jaguar XF:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Urgently/112920913953?h...


What a salesman. Full description:



Urgently sell Jaguar xf since 2009. it is in excellent condition has changed distribution from 26/03/2018, the service. full.etc

[Cotswold Jim]

Somehow, I think English may not be his first language...

[xjay1337]

That's not astonishingly bad.

It's just bad.

[paulguitar]

xjay1337 said:

That's not astonishingly bad.

It's just bad.

He is trying to sell a car and the title of the listing is 'Urgently'

What, for you, would be astonishingly bad!?

[ucb]

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2...

Bad listing which seems like a scam

[paulguitar]

ucb said:

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2...

Bad listing which seems like a scam

Removed already, whatever it was.