Amusing Gift ideas - not quite what it seems

[Misterrd]

Evening PH'rs

One of my good friends from the village accidentally shared his full address on social media the other day - i saved the address and plan on buying him random gifts via amazon prime gifts, so he has no idea who is sending them.
hes not easily offended, and is a dairy farmer, so im after some amusing gift ideas i can send him that will make him scratch his head!

• we are in a small village, and we all get on, so it wont be an issue -

ideally sub £20 - i plan on doing this once or twice weekly for a few months!

Any ideas for obscure/useless gift items - and before you ask, yes ive googled!

thanks!

[cuprabob]

Inflatable Cow

[Misterrd]

excellent idea! im off to see what i can find.

[GregK2]

Not easily offended right?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Just-Cocks-Coloring-Book-...

[MitchT]

Book about lactose intolerance.

[Misterrd]

so after an unsuccessful search for an inflatable cow ( they all seemed to be balloons)

i settled on this for the first suprise, ordered through prime, so it should be with him by sunday!

keep up the suggestions guys!

[Ace-T]

[GliderRider]

Its pushing the budget a bit at £32, but how about this:

Inflatable Cow

[Sterillium]

If you're all friends in a small village, surely you already knew his address?

[MYOB]

There are some great novelty garden gnomes on amazon, including a few cheeky versions featuring mankinis etc.

[eltax91]

Milk maid outfit including shoulder brace and pales?

[kowalski655]

Sterillium said:

If you're all friends in a small village, surely you already knew his address?

But now he shared it with the world n social media,it could be ANYBODY!
How about some Vegan Society leaflets?

[C&C]

Inflatable cow and an inflatable pig available here.

[Riley Blue]

T-shirt?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cow+t+shirt&...

[oddball1313]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Black-Level-Vinyl-Fitted-...

[oddball1313]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Black-Level-Vinyl-Fitted-...

[oddball1313]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Black-Level-Vinyl-Fitted-...

[anonymous-user]

Keen.

[Troubleatmill]

Surely the delivery note will tell your victim who sent it?

[cookmysock]

https://www.amazon.com.au/Soviet-Bus-Stops-Christo...