Shakespeare quotes in the style of a clickbait writer.

[wolfracesonic]

What can you come up with? I'll start with ' You won't believe how rotten the state of Denmark is!'.

[Prizam]

To click, or not to click. that is the internet!

[Shakermaker]

Do YOU bite your thumb?

[Mammasaid]

Alas poor Yorick!, Did you know him?

[LimaDelta]

Ten things the three witches DON'T want you to know...

[Tyre Smoke]

EXCLUSIVE!
Love Island has nothing on us says Juliet.

[PositronicRay]

Your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

[Silverbullet767]

Where was Romeo? Try not to gasp when you find out where!

[Dr Jekyll]

You'll never guess where Birnam forest is now!

[motco]

WTF is that light in the window!

Royal killer pours ACID into his brother's earhole while he was asleep shock!

Dotty daughter sniffs out dead father behind curtain.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Ethical questions to be answered after Scottish woman undergoes post mortem caesarean section in order to save baby.

[TartanPaint]

WIN A PORTIA FOR ONLY 1 POUND!

[talksthetorque]

Watch how Queen Gertrude shocks audience as she puts down #metoo activist.

[kowalski655]

The top 10 people who have had greatness thrust upon them, you wont believe number 7

PHEW!!! What a summer's day you look like!

Were the happy few really happy. Special report -click here

Edited by kowalski655 on Friday 3rd August 11:21

[phil1979]

Romeo's choice of poison leaves Veronian doctors stunned.

[wolfracesonic]

LimaDelta said:

Ten things the three witches DON'T want you to know...

You are a clickbait writer AICMFP!

[mikees]

Brilliant guys, just brilliant.

[motco]

Castle guard claims to have seen THIS on the battlements at midnight!

[born2bslow]

All the world ‘s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.

Many many ways to make this one a clickbait banner....

[jet_noise]

motco said:

WTF is that light in the window!

Royal killer pours ACID into his brother's earhole while he was asleep shock!

Dotty daughter sniffs out dead father behind curtain.