Anniversary dinner - need to embarrass!

[illmonkey]

Booking a table at a place I met the current miss illmonkey, it's a lovely country pub/restaurant, although our first meal was a disaster. My steak was inedible!

Anyway, we've been back since and all is good. But, as it's an anniversary, I'd love to embarrass her (as always, but struggling in a dinner setting). Thinking confetti on the table and some balloons? Time is a problem, it's over the weekend! I'm primed with, err, a prime account for amazon orders.

What do you think?

[ReaperCushions]

illmonkey said:

What do you think?

I think it sounds like my idea of hell... but you go for your life, champ.

[illmonkey]

ReaperCushions said:

I think it sounds like my idea of hell... but you go for your life, champ.

Thought I might have gotten some reply like this.

See, we have fun, in or own way. We’re not easily embarrassed, it’ll make her laugh and smile. But as you say, I’ll ‘go for my life’ and have some fun, thanks though. Im sure you’re a blast.

It’ll be a few balloons and a banner or something, probably have to move to a different county...

[miniman]

[anonymous-user]

Wait till you get a good idea on here and when she smiles and says ‘ahhhhh, you big softy’, tell her that you asked on an internet motoring forum what to do. Putty.

[SCEtoAUX]

Dildo in the souffle.

[Cold]

Don't turn up. Big laughs when she eventually comes home.

[unsprung]

a mariachi band which, already in place by prearrangement, greets your arrival in the car park

they serenade the two of you, (but mostly Miss illmonkey) and present flowers