Reading on the toilet

[ApOrbital]

Why ? if i need a crap i do just that,at home and at work i don't need to read a periodical publication.

[BryanC]

Oh, essential man-fodder.
Viz shares a space with Richard Holmes War Walks II.
Ah, morning bliss.

[sunnygym]

Reading helps me relax as it’s bad for your health to strain and apparently many people die on the bog doing just that. So basically I read because of H&S reasons

[Berkshire bred]

It gives me the perfect opportunity to catch up on here.

[av185]

Handy if you run out of bog roll though just rip a few pages out of your trashy novel/magazine.

Reminds me of a greasy spoon we used to 'frequent' at Uni. Owner used to sit on the bog performing with the door open for all to see whilst peeling spuds for our lunchtime post pissup fry up and chips.

Whilst reading some well thumbed porn mag too.

Always tasted great btw.

[BoRED S2upid]

Never understood it myself how much are you going to read? A page or two max? Just get it done and get out of there fast.

[vixen1700]

BoRED S2upid said:

Never understood it myself how much are you going to read? A page or two max? Just get it done and get out of there fast.

Totally agree, never understood people sitting on the toilet for longer than you have to.

[Little Pete]

sunnygym said:

Reading helps me relax as it’s bad for your health to strain and apparently many people die on the bog doing just that. So basically I read because of H&S reasons

[coldel]

Just make sure you dont leave any publication that implicates you as being a crystal meth producer on the side...

[anonymous-user]

Reading, what toilet time was invented for.

Sit down number twos only, obviously.

[ReaperCushions]

av185 said:

Whilst reading some well thumbed porn mag too.

Always tasted great btw.

Come again?

[Berkshire bred]

ReaperCushions said:

av185 said:

Whilst reading some well thumbed porn mag too.

Always tasted great btw.

Come again?

I would have thought he did.

[anonymous-user]

coldel said:

Just make sure you dont leave any publication that implicates you as being a crystal meth producer on the side...

W.W

[gus607]

I wouldn't dream of taking a dump without reading matarial.
Stems back to when we were kids & only had news paper to wipe our arse on.

[ApOrbital]

Must just be me i never ever read whilst on the crapper,i'm in and out job done.

[paua]

ApOrbital said:

...,i'm in and out job done.

Accurate, according to your wife.

[carguy45]

I've yet to meet a woman who reads on the toilet, and have been questioned previously by wifey as to why I (and many other men) do it.

As I've explained to her, there is perfectly sound scientific reasoning behind it. Whilst you are ejecting waste material from one end of your body, you are absorbing new information into the other end, thus maintaining a perfect equilibrium and helping to bring balance to the universe.

[tumble dryer]

Jeez, I'll read the ingredients of a deodrant tin!

Sitty-down time with nothing to read.....

It's how EVO lasts a month, topped-up with A*****r.

[poing]

I don't understand the readers. There are more comfortable places to sit and read if that's what you want to do.

Are most of you actually reading or are you looking at naked ladies on your phone?

[Slyjoe]

vixen1700 said:

BoRED S2upid said:

Never understood it myself how much are you going to read? A page or two max? Just get it done and get out of there fast.

Totally agree, never understood people sitting on the toilet for longer than you have to.

With 4 kids in the house, it's my quiet place to read.
I often spend so long on there, my legs go to sleep. I walk out like Douglas Bader on day 1 with his new legs.