The apparently ideal PH man

[Johnnytheboy]

I, like many of the rest of you, am winding down to Christmas today, so I'm starting an appropriate thread.

PH - like many forums - suffers from a high degree of group think. It paints a picture of an individual who conforms to all the usual memes.

So, in one line per post only describe the supposedly ideal PH man. I'll start:

• Drives a lightweight, NA, RWD car he bought 2nd hand for cash (because, y'now, Colin Chapman, and only paupers lease).

[rsbmw]

Powerfully build IT director who drives a V8, provides independant financial advice in his spare time.

[dundarach]

I can't and don't want to understand people who don't drive German and live in the South East, fking losers!

[bearman68]

Dominates the stairs.

[dundarach]

bearman68 said:

Dominates the stairs.

That's my new phrase of choice, classic

[Johnnytheboy]

Drives at 29.9 (recurring) in thirty limits, then red lines it at the NSL sign.

[williamp]

Two words: "own private test track"

Oh, and "leptons".

[schmalex]

williamp said:

Two words: "own private test track"

Oh, and "leptons".

Which two?

[Roger Irrelevant]

Very strong predisposition to say the OP is wrong, no matter how reasonable what the OP said is.

[jimmyslr]

Has a point of view on everything that he confuses with facts

[bigandclever]

Fights like 10 truckers #oldskool

[jimmyslr]

Called the top of the market perfectly some months ago and is now invested in cash and gold, waiting to pull the trigger on his next super car purchase when the market corrects

[Harry H]

Has many watches he gives wrist time too.

[Some Gump]

Doesn't have any direct experience or know the detail on the subject, but knows enough to be able to categorically state for a fact that you are wrong.

[Electronicpants]

Being of money, (although he "whispers" this) he gives no concern to the fuel consumption of the car he drives, only it's tank size, as being a very important person has to limit time spent filling the car.

[glenrobbo]

Neil Chambers.

/close thread.

ETA: No "apparently" about it. He just is

Edited by glenrobbo on Friday 21st December 09:38

[Nickbrapp]

Gammon driving a Merc x class to save on bik to his BTL properties with a dead void in his heart and a wife with fake tits that fking the gardener

[glenrobbo]

dundarach said:

I can't and don't want to understand people who don't drive German and live in the South East, fking losers!

Hey, dunderach:

Nice TVR!

[Orchid1]

Maxes out his ISA and Pension allowance each year coz ya know, that's just pocket money to him.

[Johnnytheboy]

Gets his butler to do that sort of thing.