Ridiculous Stupid Legs

[Sterillium]

What is WRONG with people and their idiotic legs?

Skinny jeans look like they've been sprayed on, and now it seems "skinny joggers" are a thing. I can't believe that I'm even asking this, but where the hell do you get normal shaped men's joggers or sweat pants that obey the following rules??? >>>

1. They are LEG SHAPED, rather than super tight from the knee down with an anus that appears to have been recently shat.

2. Non-cuffed bottoms you can fit a size 12 foot through, just normal, non-cuffed, sweatpant bottom bottoms!

3. Cut with a 34" leg, so that when you sit down on (for example) a piece of gym equipment, they don't rise up to your shins like some kind of half-mast idiot. Why are joggers only sold in short leg sizes - what is going on!?

4. Not shell-suit type material, as I don't want to generate enough static electricity to power a small village when I walk across a room.

Where do normal shaped people buy normal shaped clothes?

An actual serious plea, I just cannot find anything that manages the points above...

[Hilts]

Everlast from Mike Cashley's shop.

I buy either XL or XXL depending on how big my thighs fat I am.

Size 11 feet.

[NoVetec]

Hilts said:

Everlast from Mike Cashley's shop.

I buy either XL or XXL depending on how big my thighs fat I am.

Size 11 feet.

Pretty much this. Except I go for Lonsdale.

[alorotom]

Asda ... cheap and bog standard

[TameRacingDriver]

Just to add to the OPs point, I’m always amused when I see a bloke with his girlfriend, bloke wearing skinny jeans/leggings and noticing that his girlfriend has much bigger/more muscular legs than he does I see it all the time.

[Hilts]

NoVetec said:

Pretty much this. Except I go for Lonsdale.

They're good too, I have a few pairs of their shorts.

[Sterillium]

TameRacingDriver said:

Just to add to the OPs point, I’m always amused when I see a bloke with his girlfriend, bloke wearing skinny jeans/leggings and noticing that his girlfriend has much bigger/more muscular legs than he does I see it all the time.

The classic doorman’s workout...

[gregs656]

TameRacingDriver said:

Just to add to the OPs point, I’m always amused when I see a bloke with his girlfriend, bloke wearing skinny jeans/leggings and noticing that his girlfriend has much bigger/more muscular legs than he does I see it all the time.

You know women carry a lot more fat right?

I have some Gymshark ones which are fitted but not skinny.

MyProtein's clothing is nice quality, often well discounted - just looked and lots of styles discounted at the moment.

[LeoSayer]

I've given up.

I'm 34" waist and 34" leg.

Easy to find in jeans but seemingly impossible in sweatpants.

[48Valves]

Under Armour do theirs in a range of fitting styles.

Adidas also still do their originals style that fit properly. They can usually be found in JD Sports if you can bring yourself to go in there.

[red_slr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-BG1NC6jyY

[Rich_W]

Sports Direct

Adidas 2 for £44

Large though. Not XL

And also not for Gym, but for mooching at home

[bigmowley]

Skinny joggers, don't get me started! This has got to be the worst trend ever. My neighbor and her teenage daughter walk round all day in jogging bottoms so tight that they must be sprayed on every morning like graphene! It's not just camel toe city, but you can almost see every individual pubic hair follicle. It's a bit much, outraging public decency and all that.

[amare32]

bigmowley said:

Skinny joggers, don't get me started! This has got to be the worst trend ever. My neighbor and her teenage daughter walk round all day in jogging bottoms so tight that they must be sprayed on every morning like graphene! It's not just camel toe city, but you can almost see every individual pubic hair follicle. It's a bit much, outraging public decency and all that.

Women can wear tight AF skinny joggers/jeans for all I care. As long as they're size 10 and under. Fat birds on the otherhand...

[gazza285]

There’s only one type of jogging bottoms that should be in existence, and that’s Ron Hill Tracksters.

[The Moose]

Yep. Men looking evermore like women!

I also wouldn’t wear trackies out the house!

[anonymous-user]

red_slr said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-BG1NC6jyY

10 seconds of watching had me wanting to punch his stupid face

[Shuvi McTupya]

gregs656 said:

You know women carry a lot more fat right?

Yup, i suspect it is the only exercise a lot of them get.

[g3org3y]

The Moose said:

Yep. Men looking evermore like women!

I also wouldn’t wear trackies out the house!

Exceptions: actually involved in sporting activity.

[Ratski83]

The Moose said:

Yep. Men looking evermore like women!

I also wouldn’t wear trackies out the house!

It’s actually women dressing more like men.

Athleisure has always been popular for blokes but was considered a bit chavvy.

It’s the blokes wearing the skin tight fancy leggings with a pair of shorts over the top which crack me up. Proper mincers.