'Love Letter' from the Waiter

[Octoposse]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The deserts are really nice,
Almost as nice as you!

I assume that it was for my wife, not me.

Anyway, neither being equipped with a goatee, nor being a powerfully build company director, I didn't dominate the stairs or hammer frozen sausages anywhere. Actually, I'm gently tickled. And it was a cracking meal.

[essIII]

What are the odds of the waiter being a slightly unhinged PH member who's just started this job, and your wife being an Aldi checkout lady?

[MDMA .]

How do you know it wasn't for you? Do you drive an MX5? Audi TT?

[JimmyConwayNW]

He had a word with your wifes colleagues first

[ApOrbital]

I would have chucked my car keys at her walked out and got in a taxi.

[Europa1]

Octoposse said:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The deserts are really nice,
Almost as nice as you!

I assume that it was for my wife, not me.

Anyway, neither being equipped with a goatee, nor being a powerfully build company director, I didn't dominate the stairs or hammer frozen sausages anywhere. Actually, I'm gently tickled. And it was a cracking meal.

I'd have told him that if he is serious about being a waiter, he should learn to spell. Unless he really means your wife is a bit nicer than a barren landscape that is pretty hostile.

[PositronicRay]

I was passed a note from a waitress, it was from the chef, telling me to eff off.

[Composer62]

A waitress once said "you're sweet" to me as she handed me my pudding. I was quite chuffed

Oh wait though !

[PositronicRay]

Composer62 said:

A waitress once said "you're sweet" to me as she handed me my pudding. I was quite chuffed

Oh wait though !

You're nuts mylud.

[Cold]

Who got the tip?

[Wacky Racer]

Composer62 said:

A waitress once said "you're sweet" to me as she handed me my pudding. I was quite chuffed

Oh wait though !

[Ayahuasca]

Which one did he mean? Gobi? Kalahari? Arabian?

[Jonny TVR]

why did he feel it was ok to pass that note to her in front of you!

[Dr Murdoch]

Jonny TVR said:

why did he feel it was ok to pass that note to her in front of you!

OP had a white stick and a Labrador?

[Laurel Green]

An indirect way of asking if she would like to be in the pudding-club.

Will you go back for seconds?

[Octoposse]

Jonny TVR said:

why did he feel it was ok to pass that note to her in front of you!

My wife passed it to me!

(And the spelling mistake was mine!).

[LivingTheDream]

PositronicRay said:

Composer62 said:

A waitress once said "you're sweet" to me as she handed me my pudding. I was quite chuffed

Oh wait though !

You're nuts mylud.

How's he supposed to eat them, the shells are still on

[Octoposse]

Laurel Green said:

Will you go back for seconds?

Yeah, the food was that good.

[Laurel Green]

Octoposse said:

Laurel Green said:

Will you go back for seconds?

Yeah, the food was that good.

...and receive the next verse.

[Shnozz]

Baffling.

I often wonder about these slimy ones that send messages via social media etc to ladies who are clearly in happy relationships but this takes things to a different level!

And I thought it odd this week that we had a couple who must have been early 60's shout out to us they fancied a 4'some as we left a bar.