Things to ponder...

[Saleen836]

If poison is past it's expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than before!

Which letter is silent in the word 'scent', is it S or C?

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars, today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses!

Does your dog only bring the ball back because they think you like throwing it?

Intentionaly losing a game of 'rock, paper, scissors' is just as hard as trying to win!

[Blatter]

[Richard-390a0]

Is a bowl of cereal soup?.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Why is their only one Monopolies Commission?

What did the man who invented the drawing board go back to when his prototypes didn't work?

How do snowplough drivers get to work?

Can an acupuncturist cure pins and needles?

[Vanordinaire]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Can an acupuncturist cure pins and needles?

Or haemophilia?

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Did somebody invent the petrol engine, then had to find something to run it on? Or did somebody invent petrol then needed to invent an engine to use it?

[Dr Jekyll]

Richard-390a0 said:

Is a bowl of cereal soup?.

I think it's technically gruel. But perhaps that's only if made with water instead of milk.

[Dr Jekyll]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

Did somebody invent the petrol engine, then had to find something to run it on? Or did somebody invent petrol then needed to invent an engine to use it?

I read somewhere mainly the latter. There wasn't much demand for that particular distillation fraction so it made sense to make an engine to run on it.

[alock]

If you want you freezer to be colder, do you turn the dial up or down?

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

As you leave the earth driving to the sun it gets colder. When does it start to get hotter?

[Vanordinaire]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

As you leave the earth driving to the sun it gets colder. When does it start to get hotter?

Depends if you go at night or daytime.

[SlidingSideways]

What did the person who discovered how to milk a cow think they were doing?

[Dixy]

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell

[j_4m]

SlidingSideways said:

What did the person who discovered how to milk a cow think they were doing?

Relieving boredom

[Wiccan of Darkness]

Why are apartments always together?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

It is impossible to lose a homing pigeon; if it doesn't return then all you've lost is a pigeon.

[Drew106]

Non-hyphenated is hyphenated.

[Dr Jekyll]

The expression 'unexploded bomb' is a tautology.

How did the inventor of furry dice persuade his investors it was the product the world was waiting for, how did s/he persuade a factory to tool up for them?

[Jasandjules]

Why do Americans call a block of flats apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why is it when you send something by ship it is called cargo but if you send it by car it is called a shipment?

[LordHaveMurci]

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And infinitesimal.

And why is the word 'big' so small?

[Dr Jekyll]

And why is there only one monopolies commission joke?