"If I ever come into money I'll..."

[DickyC]

...buy six more mugs and another mug tree.

Yes, all right, it's a bit council, but there are never enough mugs. Six mugs and six of them are in the dishwasher.

Maybe it's the mug tree that's council.

What about you?

[EarlOfHazard]

Wipe it with more money

[m3jappa]

If i ever came into big money id be like this video at 16 seconds in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo97R0ib1CE

[schmunk]

[cmvtec]

I'd fit a bath long enough to lie in.

[MitchT]

Turn the heating on.

[Stuart70]

schmunk said:

That’s a lot of Nandos

[Cold]

Buy a bottle of Domestos for the downstairs toilet rather than the usual own brand stuff.

[227bhp]

Wipe it on a tissue.

[Miguel Alvarez]

I'll replace my faded dish cloths with some that actually match my house décor.

[bloomen]

When I became a multi millionaire I bought a second hand hat.

And then I sent it back because my existing one was good enough.

[jimmyjimjim]

Wash it.

[Sheetmaself]

Replicate the movie Saw with some of my colleagues as the main characters.

[juice]

jimmyjimjim said:

Wash it.

That deserves a

[HOGEPH]

spunk it up the wall...

[TRIUMPHBULLET]

Sort out every one who has been there for me in the past.There have been many.
Laugh at every one who hasn't.There have been many.
Pretty much like every one else I suspect.

[Cardinal Hips]

Buy this forum and shut it down, but not before scraping names and addresses from the database and sending out desiccated dog turds / hemlock to anyone who started a thread about hypothetical money questions.

[DickyC]

Cardinal Hips said:

Buy this forum and shut it down, but not before scraping names and addresses from the database and sending out desiccated dog turds / hemlock to anyone who started a thread about hypothetical money questions.

Got your grumpy trousers on today?

[anonymous-user]

Cardinal Hips said:

Buy this forum and shut it down, but not before scraping names and addresses from the database and sending out desiccated dog turds / hemlock to anyone who started a thread about hypothetical money questions.

And yet you still visit this forum

[Pothole]

Have the car valeted by someone from Western Europe.