Get rich fairly quick
Get rich fairly quick

Poll: Get rich fairly quick

Total Members Polled: 359

Write a book and hope it's a best seller: 5%
Try out Forex, day trading etc: 8%
Turn to crime: 37%
Retrain for some high paid job like er, dunno: 7%
Start working 18 hour days to get promoted: 3%
Start a business and hope it's a success: 40%
Author
Discussion

Dr Jekyll

Original Poster:

23,820 posts

290 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Suppose I decided it's time I got rich. Not billionaire rich, not even rich by most PHers standards. Just rich enough for an Eagle E type and a Cirrus SR22 and to be able to use them freely. What's the best option to give me a sporting chance?

Starting a business would be worth a try if I could think of a business to start.

Some people in my current field (IT) do earn the kind of money I deserve aspire to but I don't, so presumably if I retrained as a lawyer I'd end up defending alleged yobs at magistrates courts rather than earning thousands a day.

Writing a book sounds the best option, highly unlikely to work but no real risk.

What have I missed?

GT03ROB

14,024 posts

250 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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From a standing start I think crime is the best bet!

PositronicRay

28,997 posts

212 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Apart from crime the others on your list are a bit slow burn. How about marriage? Kylie isn't spoken for.

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

276 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Start a legit business and do crime too..

motco

17,614 posts

275 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Starting a business is sure way to a make small fortune...





Provided you start with a large one!

Hoofy

80,057 posts

311 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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I hear they're not bothering with shoplifters. There is also a minimum theft level (£50?) so there you go.

Otherwise, retrain for a high paid job is probably the best way forward. Maybe IT for a financial business, add PRINCE2, drink lots of strong coffee to keep you awake.

FX trading - could make you rich much more quickly than the rest but 99% chance of having you lose everything and not gaining anything at all. smile

Start your own business - depends on your motivation and if you can create/offer something that others want to buy.

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

225 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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No point working 18 hours a day for someone else when you can be doing it for yourself. And you will if you start up smile

J4CKO

46,836 posts

229 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Jesus, I work in IT, whose earning enough from computers to pay for private aircraft and bespoke rebuilt Jaguars ?


Dr Jekyll

Original Poster:

23,820 posts

290 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Hoofy said:
I hear they're not bothering with shoplifters. There is also a minimum theft level (£50?) so there you go.

Otherwise, retrain for a high paid job is probably the best way forward. Maybe IT for a financial business, add PRINCE2, drink lots of strong coffee to keep you awake.

FX trading - could make you rich much more quickly than the rest but 99% chance of having you lose everything and not gaining anything at all. smile

Start your own business - depends on your motivation and if you can create/offer something that others want to buy.
This is what I'm already doing, theoretically high paid jobs don't seem to work for me. weeping

Edited by Dr Jekyll on Sunday 31st March 17:42

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

215 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Win the lottery?

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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HOGEPH said:
Win the lottery?
Exactly this - the only legal way to go rich quick.

GT03ROB

14,024 posts

250 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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garyhun said:
HOGEPH said:
Win the lottery?
Exactly this - the only legal way to go rich quick.
Pretty long odds.... I still say crime is the answer

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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How big is you loft?

How tidy is your Mrs?

How deep is your love?

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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The choices don't include
Starting a You Tube Channel and selling high quality merchandise

Spare tyre

12,559 posts

159 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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I reckon there is good dishonest money to be made here if you get high enough up the chain early on, not paying tax etc

https://www.instagram.com/glengjw/
https://www.instagram.com/connxrmac/
https://www.instagram.com/chrisjbaxter/
https://www.instagram.com/travelshark_/
https://www.instagram.com/ollxtxy/

That or a good old betting affiliate thing for the slow of thinking

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvgnDq0AxXa/



But, yes for true get rich, some old fashioned fraud/theft


Edited by Spare tyre on Sunday 31st March 18:08

Porcelain Ponderer

8,996 posts

216 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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DoubleTime said:
How deep is your love?
I really need to know

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Multi-level marketing

Monkeylegend

29,233 posts

260 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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There is one surefire way but it has not been included it in your poll or the posts so far

I am prepared to share the secret of my success and wealth with you for a small fee.

48k

17,398 posts

177 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Thesprucegoose said:
Multi-level marketing
This.

Just invent the next Forever-Pampered-Holiday-Living-Chef, get some stay-at-home mums brainwashed in to it and watch the cash roll in.

p4cks

7,496 posts

228 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Copy an offshore oil and gas worker's CV, go offshore and as long as you don't kill anyone you'll be reet.