Stand up if you have ever....

[S100HP]

I've a work event coming up, and we have a session on what makes the company unique. To proceed this we are taking part in a quick team activity where you ask people to stand up if they've ever done *something* and I've been asked to run this.

I've got to come up with a bunch of questions to ask people. The funnier the better. Over to you PH. Hit me with your funny "stand up if you've..."

Edited by S100HP on Tuesday 16th July 09:02

[Patrick Star]

Taken it up the Gary Glitter? Applies to all genders,so ticks the diversity box.

Should lead to promotion,thank me later.

[S100HP]

Patrick Star said:

Taken it up the Gary Glitter? Applies to all genders,so ticks the diversity box.

Should lead to promotion,thank me later.

Nailed it

[generationx]

Lost both legs in a tragic accident?

[Puggit]

Actually collected a matching set in McDonalds Monopoly?

[Noodle1982]

..realised how st this activity actually is and would rather be doing something else.

[tribalsurfer]

generationx said:

Lost both legs in a tragic accident?

I know someone who lost both legs and both arms in a car accident. Took place on a trunk road.

[sas62]

Hit send on an email before you realised someone who shouldn't be was in the To box.

[coldel]

What happens if no one stands up when you ask your questions...does it mean the company uniqueness test is failed? Finish up a few hours early, head to the pub, celebrate your sameness.

[Shakermaker]

S100HP said:

Patrick Star said:

Taken it up the Gary Glitter? Applies to all genders,so ticks the diversity box.

Should lead to promotion,thank me later.

Nailed it

As that will inevitably lead to every staying sat down, it should be followed with.


"Stand up if you've ever kept quiet about something when you should have made yourself known"

[can't remember]

Stand up if you work in an industry with so much money sloshing around in it that this sort of crap isn't just tolerated but actually encouraged.

[S100HP]

Noodle1982 said:

..realised how st this activity actually is and would rather be doing something else.

Behave, it's a 10 min fun activity, not a weekend retreat with your work colleagues.

[Gary29]

Been stuck in a room with 15 other people wishing you were dead

[Piersman2]

tribalsurfer said:

generationx said:

Lost both legs in a tragic accident?

I know someone who lost both legs and both arms in a car accident. Took place on a trunk road.

Was that Bob?

[bristolbaron]

Stand up if you’ve ever enjoyed team building exercises.

[Amused2death]

Stand up if you have ever....Taken your partner up the Oxo Tower (Or if female, have you ever let your partner take you up the Oxo Tower)?

[Gargamel]

Been on TV
Completed a marathon
Never watched Star Wars
Crashed a car
Broken a bone in your own body
Broken a bone in someone else’s body
Broken your heart
Written a poem
Thrown a milkshake at any politician
Etc

[Gary29]

[AC43]

Won a Blue Peter badge

[coldel]

What uniqueness are you after? Are you out to prove that people in the company are unique, or that the company itself and what it does in the industry is unique.