MH Club

[Initforthemoney]

Anyone a member of the Mile High Club?

[Eric Mc]

Why do you want to know?

[HD Adam]

I shagged a bird in Denver once so technically, yes.

[valiant]

Thought it was for the MotorHome club.

As you were.

[Initforthemoney]

HD Adam said:

I shagged a bird in Denver once so technically, yes.

[hondafanatic]

Eric Mc said:

Why do you want to know?

Because he’s a truly odd chap and I suspect is a wind up merchant or reincarnated banned member who’s baiting.

All imho obviously.

[Initforthemoney]

Not at all.

Just thought it might make a light hearted thread.


Oh well.

[Eric Mc]

Are you a member of the MH Club? The correct answer is MYOB.

[anonymous-user]

Just don't feel pressurised doing it by someone with a bad altitude.

[LosingGrip]

I did five shakes after a piss, so that classes as a wk right?

[Initforthemoney]

LosingGrip said:

I did five shakes after a piss, so that classes as a wk right?

Near enough.

[Jasandjules]

Mobile Home club? Hell no.....

[Eric Mc]

Jasandjules said:

Mobile Home club? Hell no.....

Not the same as a Motorhome Club (which may be more relevant to me - but I'm saying nothing).

[Jasandjules]

Eric Mc said:

Jasandjules said:

Mobile Home club? Hell no.....

Not the same as a Motorhome Club (which may be more relevant to me - but I'm saying nothing).

Ah that is more what I meant but Caravan Club didn't match

[Eric Mc]

There is a distinct difference between those who inhabit mobile home compared to motor homes - I'll have you know.

As for the MH Club, you can tell who mindulges by checking to see if they have had corner steadies fitted.

[wolfracesonic]

You won’t get a proper reply OP, first rule of MH club...don’t talk about MH club.

[anonymous-user]

wolfracesonic said:

You won’t get a proper reply OP, first rule of MH club...don’t talk about MH club.

[StanleyT]

slopes said:

wolfracesonic said:

You won’t get a proper reply OP, first rule of MH club...don’t talk about MH club.

Anyway, you won’t get a proper reply OP, second rule of MH club...don’t talk about MH club.

I nearly 'came' a 'member' once (see what I did). I was on a Toronto - Seatac flight which for the Yanks was Redeye, but for me was an afternoon commute. I did try and get some shuteye so tried to doze off. I awoke, somewhere over North Dakota and the "springbreaker" next to me was definitely doing something to her partner in the window seat, and jabbed me in the rib with her reverse arm stroke. I did ask her "ermm, I'm British and very reserved do you mind, I'm trying to sleep".

Her reply, first to me "want to join in?" was followed, by my obvious facial expression, to her BF "come-on, lets go to the bog to finnish, we've a square next to us".

To be fair, they were gone an hour, and I managed to order and drink a couple of G&Ts that had been ordered for them by me OTBH.