Identifying as a sink

[Petrolsmasher]

I want to identify as a sink, anyone got any tips on how to begin the process?

[Doofus]

Single Income No Kids?

[Petrolsmasher]

Doofus said:

Single Income No Kids?

Unfortunately not.

Married to a tap and have 3 dishes.

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Petrolsmasher said:

Unfortunately not.

Married to a tap and have 3 dishes.

Farrah Faucet?

[burritoNinja]

Well your life is either going to be half full or half empty. Times will be draining but other times you’ll be full.

[SCEtoAUX]

What are you basin this decision on?

That's going to Ken Bruce tomorrow, he reads out most of my stuff.

[OldGermanHeaps]

Stop being a drip.

[Huff]

What a waste.

[Mr Dendrite]

I think you’re round the U bend,

[Spare tyre]

Time to pull the plug on this idea, don’t faucet on anyone, I hate it when ubend the rules

[Pothole]

You're tapped, mate.

[campionissimo]

To be Franke, I don't think you should Corian like this.

[Digger]

Please don’t be a douche your whole life.

[anonymous-user]

I can help you. Give me a Bel fast.

[Digger]

Petrolsmasher said:

Doofus said:

Single Income No Kids?

Unfortunately not.

Married to a tap and have 3 drips.

Edited for attempted humour.

[Mr-B]

Plumbing new depths here, have a word with yourself.

[eharding]

<swedish>
Grut hidyah, yule Havsen fyun wid dis.

Bork Bork Bork
</swedish>

[Initforthemoney]

Shouldn't you be concentrating on your house sale first, op?

[Steamer]

janesmith1950 said:

I can help you. Give me a Bel fast.

[Dynamic Space Wizard]

You've been brainwashed.