Stories from the Stag do
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Went on a very uneventful stag do in Newcastle for 3 days.
Fri night before the Sat wedding day we all decided to pop in to town for some food and beer, final send off as such.
Bit of a scuffle (nothing to do with us) groom steps in to pull some scroat of another lad, ends up on the receiving end of an elbow giving him a lovely shiner in the morning.
Lots of make up later and a very unhappy bride who had been informed of said incident the wedding day went smoothly.
Step daughters, husbands stag do was in Leeds and we just chipped in to get him the most ridiculous drink ever, it was just basically every shot going and some other rammel to top it off.
To be fair to him this was late on in the day and we d been drinking all afternoon and he held it down, it was making me ill looking at it.
And finally mine was a bus tour round some local pubs and ended up in town after.
Fri night before the Sat wedding day we all decided to pop in to town for some food and beer, final send off as such.
Bit of a scuffle (nothing to do with us) groom steps in to pull some scroat of another lad, ends up on the receiving end of an elbow giving him a lovely shiner in the morning.
Lots of make up later and a very unhappy bride who had been informed of said incident the wedding day went smoothly.
Step daughters, husbands stag do was in Leeds and we just chipped in to get him the most ridiculous drink ever, it was just basically every shot going and some other rammel to top it off.
To be fair to him this was late on in the day and we d been drinking all afternoon and he held it down, it was making me ill looking at it.
And finally mine was a bus tour round some local pubs and ended up in town after.
Jazoli said:
Best one I've been on was a rented canal boat in Amsterdam with 10 other lads for 3 days, but I can't tell as what happened in Amsterdam stays in Amsterdam 
Totally. Anybody who reveals anything at all about the goings on will by law never be invited to another one. Back in the day (this'll make me sound old) there was a definite 'no grassing, no cameras' rule.CalNaughtonJnr said:
I have to admit to bricking it at the prospect of my stag 'celebrations' this weekend - please share some stories (good or bad) of either your own or ones you have been a part of!
I too was bricking it at the thought of a traditional stag 'celebration'. So I just didn't have one. Why put myself through something I would hate?
What I did do was invite my dad, my brother, and a few close friends to a meal in a really nice restaurant followed by drinks afterwards and called it 'pre-wedding drinks'. Worked for me. We all enjoyed the evening.
I actually know quite a few people who refused to have a 'stag do' in the last few years. I think perhaps people enjoy stuff like that far less than others realise.
Don't get me wrong, I have been on some quite incredible stag do's in places like Las Vegas and various European destinations, but it's totally different if you are just a guest. You can easily excuse yourself from activities that you won't enjoy. The problem occurs when it is your own stag do and you hate things like: shots of spirits, fancy dress, public humiliation, being tied to lamp posts etc.
Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 20th September 17:04
I spent an evening in Boston USA on a packed Friday night dressed like this......
Photo is not me
Went to a strip club and sat on the run way with a friend who was also getting married dressed like this
The strippers gave us all the attention but it would have looked like Big bird and Elmo had hit rock bottom.
Ended the night being pulled over by the police. Fortunately, the driver doesn't drink but the police asked us all to get out of the vehicle. Fortunately, he found it very funny but I am not sure what the locals thought driving by us on rte 1.
Photo is not me
Went to a strip club and sat on the run way with a friend who was also getting married dressed like this
The strippers gave us all the attention but it would have looked like Big bird and Elmo had hit rock bottom.
Ended the night being pulled over by the police. Fortunately, the driver doesn't drink but the police asked us all to get out of the vehicle. Fortunately, he found it very funny but I am not sure what the locals thought driving by us on rte 1.
deckster said:
Jazoli said:
Best one I've been on was a rented canal boat in Amsterdam with 10 other lads for 3 days, but I can't tell as what happened in Amsterdam stays in Amsterdam
Totally. Anybody who reveals anything at all about the goings on will by law never be invited to another one. Back in the day (this'll make me sound old) there was a definite 'no grassing, no cameras' rule.Some of the funniest moments I have ever seen have happened on tour, including a rugby line out in bananas Amsterdam, the stag told his wife so safe to mention!
Edited by Deesee on Friday 20th September 17:14
Deesee said:
As a veteran of several tours/do’s across Europe’s capitals, I throughly agree, this however has moved on to ‘golf trips’ where frankly golf equipment is rarely taken!!
Some of the funniest moments I have ever seen have happened on tour, including a rugby line out in bananas Amsterdam, the stag told his wife so safe to mention!
I was at one in Amsterdam a few years ago. The girls were quite agressive with the stag, took his belt off and started attacking him with it. He was left with some fairly large red/bruised marks on his arse for some weeks. Considering he was not allowed in a strip club, he had to be strategic in the nuddy in front oh his missus Some of the funniest moments I have ever seen have happened on tour, including a rugby line out in bananas Amsterdam, the stag told his wife so safe to mention!
Edited by Deesee on Friday 20th September 17:14
It was ok though, the next evening he was passed out in bed by 7pm.We also had 'a seasoned stoner' whitey after 1 joint, tall lad, just collapsed when we got outside, close call.
We were having my stag do the day before I got married.
As was tradition my wife had her sisters as bridesmaids (4 off) so it meant I had to get four "groomsmen", including the best man to chaperone the bridesmaids.
One week to go, groomsman number 1 gets mugged and gets his face smashed up in a bed way, including broken jaw. So he was a write off due to hospital appointments. Replacement groomsman sourced (wifes best friends husband).
Replacement groomsman five days before wedding (sparkie) falls through an attic floor. Cue turning up with broken arm in sling.
Four days before groomsman original number 2 suffers bad gout attack (he was prone to them) and advised on past experience he'd be using a wheelchair if that was OK for much of the day.
Two days before, best man, dicking around in a swimming pool wisely puts his hand in front of his face to prevent a foam football hitting it. Only he had put his hand up palm forwards and the ball hit the top of his fingers, breaking 3. Hand in cast, made the passing of the ring a bit tricky.
We get to the day before the wedding. The evening is to be a drunken poker night. The "stag do activities" were:
Waterski-ing.
Archery.
Cross country four wheel bikes.
Clay pigeon shooting.
As you can imagine, myself and the last groomsman standing were getting a bit nervous that some sort of "Final Destination" play was happening.
Can you see what is coming...................
Fortunately, apart from hangovers and getting no sleep before the wedding the antics went off as well as they could.
The wedding photographer did a good job with the phots but the priest didn't half rip into us all for being a bunch of fail-blokes during his speech at the reception.
Have been on a stag do to Malaga where the groom realised on the return at the airport he'd lost his passport. The rest of us, making sure we wouldn't miss the wedding a couple of days later took our original flight home. He got home the very late the next day to a very unhappy wife to be. She gave the "best-man" a right b
king for abandoning him and made the best man do all the running around picking relatives from airports, suits from hire places, flowers etc etc. Served me right for abandoning him!
Have also been on the "golfing-do" where it was asked before I left "where are you getting golf clubs". "Hiring them". "What is a double bogey score then". "6" I reply, not realising that it is actually two over the hole and the holes vary from 3 to 5. Hmm. Not handy that a few of the partners / wifies were on Whatsapp and had also sussed their partners. Not many gold clubs near Prague machine gun ranges apparently.
As was tradition my wife had her sisters as bridesmaids (4 off) so it meant I had to get four "groomsmen", including the best man to chaperone the bridesmaids.
One week to go, groomsman number 1 gets mugged and gets his face smashed up in a bed way, including broken jaw. So he was a write off due to hospital appointments. Replacement groomsman sourced (wifes best friends husband).
Replacement groomsman five days before wedding (sparkie) falls through an attic floor. Cue turning up with broken arm in sling.
Four days before groomsman original number 2 suffers bad gout attack (he was prone to them) and advised on past experience he'd be using a wheelchair if that was OK for much of the day.
Two days before, best man, dicking around in a swimming pool wisely puts his hand in front of his face to prevent a foam football hitting it. Only he had put his hand up palm forwards and the ball hit the top of his fingers, breaking 3. Hand in cast, made the passing of the ring a bit tricky.
We get to the day before the wedding. The evening is to be a drunken poker night. The "stag do activities" were:
Waterski-ing.
Archery.
Cross country four wheel bikes.
Clay pigeon shooting.
As you can imagine, myself and the last groomsman standing were getting a bit nervous that some sort of "Final Destination" play was happening.
Can you see what is coming...................
Fortunately, apart from hangovers and getting no sleep before the wedding the antics went off as well as they could.
The wedding photographer did a good job with the phots but the priest didn't half rip into us all for being a bunch of fail-blokes during his speech at the reception.
Have been on a stag do to Malaga where the groom realised on the return at the airport he'd lost his passport. The rest of us, making sure we wouldn't miss the wedding a couple of days later took our original flight home. He got home the very late the next day to a very unhappy wife to be. She gave the "best-man" a right b
king for abandoning him and made the best man do all the running around picking relatives from airports, suits from hire places, flowers etc etc. Served me right for abandoning him!Have also been on the "golfing-do" where it was asked before I left "where are you getting golf clubs". "Hiring them". "What is a double bogey score then". "6" I reply, not realising that it is actually two over the hole and the holes vary from 3 to 5. Hmm. Not handy that a few of the partners / wifies were on Whatsapp and had also sussed their partners. Not many gold clubs near Prague machine gun ranges apparently.
Edited by StanleyT on Friday 20th September 17:50
dci said:
Not that much to add but I am leading a stag do to Prague in January so will be keeping an eye on this thread for some tips!
No Phones or cameras allowed is probably the best rule. Definitely no phone for the stag. Fancy dress a must. I had a fetching flamenco dancer outfit in Valencia.....Been on several and have many "good" stories from various European cities but one of the best stag gotchas I've heard about was one I didn't attend but a friend did.
There, they had a little plastic bag, a pair of scissors and a pritt stick on the first night for entertainment as all of the stag party were arriving.
The way it worked was that the stag kept seeing members of the stag party arrive and then promptly visit the gents.
Once everyone had arrived and been, what came out was a bag comprising of downstairs donations from each of the party.
The stag was then instructed and subsequently assisted with the liberal application of pritt stick to create a full on pubic beard for the rest of the evening.
Apparently 10 pints and a curry whilst constantly fishing your mates pubes out of your mouth is hilarious (as long as it is not you)......
Oh and make sure you bring at least one Ginger friend.....
WGOTSOT for most I’ve been on with younger mates getting married after me
My stag was in Amsterdam
Usual Casa Rosa, Banana Bar, many spliffs smoked .. then, oddly, I was left holding mates’ wallets whilst they went and shagged some hookers in the RL district
IF anyone would have mugged me, I wouldn’t have known for days. I was hammered and stoned!
My stag was in Amsterdam
Usual Casa Rosa, Banana Bar, many spliffs smoked .. then, oddly, I was left holding mates’ wallets whilst they went and shagged some hookers in the RL district
IF anyone would have mugged me, I wouldn’t have known for days. I was hammered and stoned!
I was on one one time and the stag ended up fingering + kissing some bird
No idea why when he had a lovely wife at home.
The bird knew it was his stag and was all over him , even though she knew ...... never understood it............
Won't ever say who it was. Because secrets. But.... yeah... for my stag do I want Go-karting, water skiing and a sweet dinner and then home.
No idea why when he had a lovely wife at home.
The bird knew it was his stag and was all over him , even though she knew ...... never understood it............
Won't ever say who it was. Because secrets. But.... yeah... for my stag do I want Go-karting, water skiing and a sweet dinner and then home.
I worked in IT for a city law firm a while back. The solicitors were known for naughty behaviour and some of the IT chaps tried to emulate that.
One of them was getting married and we went out for his stag do. Few hours in the stripper his boss had arranged turns up, only shes not a stripper but a lady of the night. She takes him outside, he comes back a while later and denies having done anything, but can't explain where he has been for the last half an hour.
One of them was getting married and we went out for his stag do. Few hours in the stripper his boss had arranged turns up, only shes not a stripper but a lady of the night. She takes him outside, he comes back a while later and denies having done anything, but can't explain where he has been for the last half an hour.
My first stag do was Hartlepool. I ended up naked in the marina with a 3mile walk home. In November.
My second stag do was Vegas. And there were no phones, no cameras, no evidence - cash only the whole 5days. It was awesome.
My ex-boss has his stag do in Liverpool and I arranged for a rolypoly stripper for him and hired a conference room at the hotel to host her in. It was awesome and she was filthy, literally. But she had him naked in seconds and there was full penetration (of him) from all angles within 15mins. I have a video of it that’s embargoed lmao
My second stag do was Vegas. And there were no phones, no cameras, no evidence - cash only the whole 5days. It was awesome.
My ex-boss has his stag do in Liverpool and I arranged for a rolypoly stripper for him and hired a conference room at the hotel to host her in. It was awesome and she was filthy, literally. But she had him naked in seconds and there was full penetration (of him) from all angles within 15mins. I have a video of it that’s embargoed lmao
Edited by alorotom on Friday 20th September 20:01
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