The PH insult/abuse directory

[numtumfutunch]

Having just read somebody being called a "buttercup" on another thread my mind went off in a tangent of insults I only ever see on this site.

I therefore propose a definitive list of PH terms of abuse which are pretty specific to this corner of the internet.

I'll start below with a few favourites
Copy and paste my list then add your own

Cheers Cocksockets, over to you



Cocksocket
Twunt
Buttercup

[MYOB]

Hun

[yellowjack]

This thread is full of Flange Wanglers ttwaffling...

[Nerdherder]

yellowjack said:

This thread is full of Flange Wanglers ttwaffling...

Flange Wanglers
Is Flange Wrangling a thing too?

Edited by Nerdherder on Wednesday 23 October 00:22

[Allanv]

knob jockling wk fk.

I may now be banned, it was nice knowing you all.

Have a great thread and year, see you when my ban ends

[Cold]

Most of these "hilarious" insults seem to be making their debut on this thread.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned VBRJ yet!

[Humble Pi]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

I can't believe nobody has mentioned VBRJ yet!

That’s an act, not an insult/abusive term.

[colin_p]

A few of my favourites. Some are insults whilst the mere mention of others are an insult to common sense and decency.

Lefty
Leftard
Leftarded
Leftardism
Loony left / lefty / leftard
Corbyn
Thornberry
Abbot
Bercow
Merkyl
Macron
The Labour party
Momentum
The Liberal democrats
The Green party
The Scottish National party
Plaid Cymru
The EU
The BBC
Channel 4 news

Happy clapping

Priapism

[Wildcat45]

Princess.

[GOATever]

Cumslut

Bibdribbling hoofwker

Screaming heraldo.

[fathomfive]

Cockwomble

[Shuvi McTupya]

Jasey_ said:

Non executive director

Jesus, who shat in your cereal this morning, that one is just mean!!

[eskidavies]

Can’t remember the thread but someone was referred to as a nipple ,I was pmsl,I’ve now added it to my insult box

[Raddors]

Yoghurt knitter pops up occasionally

[alorotom]

Melt

[BaronVonVaderham]

Weapons grade bell end.

[Baldchap]

PH specific ones I can think of are:

Powerfully built director

Throbber

Melt

[anonymous-user]

Haven't seen one that's only used on PH yet.


My add;

C0ckwomble

[Nerdherder]

5Cylinder said:

Haven't seen one that's only used on PH yet.


My add;

C0ckwomble

I've not come across Powerfully Built Company Director anywhere else OR you know they've got it from here.

Wibble is the only other thing I can think of that might have truly originated on PH.