Killer Presenters

[threespires]

I've just received an email inviting me to apply for a ticket to the Classic show at the NEC this weekend. "Come and see killer presenters at the show"
NO, I have absolutely no intention of seeing your "Killer Presenters". What a terrible expression. Keep US slang expressions in the US. Don't let them creep into proper English English.

[thecremeegg]

Ok...?

[novus]

Noted

[A1VDY]

Easy one... Don't apply for ticket ...

[ging84]

Is one michael barrymore?

[Eric Mc]

ging84 said:

Is one michael barrymore?

One Michael Barrymore is enough.

[iphonedyou]

OK then.

[cuprabob]

Feeling a bit left out as I never received the email...

[dudleybloke]

I like Noel Edmunds.

[ging84]

dudleybloke said:

I like Noel Edmunds.

Damn it he was the one I was looking for but could not quite remember.

[dudleybloke]

ging84 said:

dudleybloke said:

I like Noel Edmunds.

Damn it he was the one I was looking for but could not quite remember.

I've never forgive him for killing Clive Anderson.

[rfisher]

Jeremy Kyle perchance?

[Eric Mc]

rfisher said:

Jeremy Kyle perchance?

He's ahead at the moment - he can claim at least two contestants now. Noel Edmunds only managed one fatality and one serious injury.

I wonder who'll be the first to make "Ace" status. In World War 1 and 2 you had to kill at least 5 before you got to call yourself an ace.

[bristolbaron]

Like horror movie trailers where they entice you with such lines as:
“This film will scare you... to death”
“So horrifying you will die”
I tend to give them a miss - still alive!

[dudleybloke]

Eric Mc said:

rfisher said:

Jeremy Kyle perchance?

He's ahead at the moment - he can claim at least two contestants now. Noel Edmunds only managed one fatality and one serious injury.

I wonder who'll be the first to make "Ace" status. In World War 1 and 2 you had to kill at least 5 before you got to call yourself an ace.

Edmunds nuked his elephants as well so that must add to his score.

[The Mad Monk]

threespires said:

I've just received an email inviting me to apply for a ticket to the Classic show at the NEC this weekend.

Crumbs!

You are going to have to get your skates on tho make it this weekend - aren't you?

[ApOrbital]

Op you want a cuddle life is crap free virtual hugs going your way

[anonymous-user]

threespires said:

I've just received an email inviting me to apply for a ticket to the Classic show at the NEC this weekend. "Come and see killer presenters at the show"
NO, I have absolutely no intention of seeing your "Killer Presenters". What a terrible expression. Keep US slang expressions in the US. Don't let them creep into proper English English.

..but you're happy to use American email on an American web platform, though?

[ging84]

Octan said:

..but you're happy to use American email on an American web platform, though?

Probably also happy to eat Italian food and drink French wine, not sure what the point you are making is.

[anonymous-user]

ging84 said:

Octan said:

..but you're happy to use American email on an American web platform, though?

Probably also happy to eat Italian food and drink French wine, not sure what the point you are making is.

He only likes American things that suit him. Proper English is outdated, but he's moved on to many things imported from the US. Perhaps he should go back....oh, wait he enjoys the many US things that are good for him.