Today's caption competition
Today's caption competition
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Wacky Racer

Original Poster:

41,345 posts

276 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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Wacky Racer

Original Poster:

41,345 posts

276 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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"Do you fancy coming upstairs for a Pizza?"

valiant

14,184 posts

189 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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‘Nah, you’re alright love. You’re a bit too old for me.’

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

212 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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“So I see you’ve bought Kevin Costner with you. Bold move, young lady. Bold move indeed. However, I feel you’ve underestimated the access I, too, have to body guards. YEOMEN, ASSEMBLE!!”

fatboy b

9,665 posts

245 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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I wish we’d met when you were younger.

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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Surely you must remember me:
you let me have a go on your chopper when I was just 17.

blueant27

54 posts

174 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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If there's hair on the wicket, the Prince won't play cricket.

sc0tt

18,294 posts

230 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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Who are they?

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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Do you want the Hawaiian, or the Hot 'n' Spicy?

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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sc0tt said:
Who are they?
Just kids having some fun at a party in Pizza Express, Woking...

Cold

16,707 posts

119 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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She looks traumatised there.

andym1603

1,885 posts

201 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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I've just washed my face, It is not sweat.

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

188 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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"You are everything I'm looking for in a female. Do you have a daughter?"

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

192 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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"Are you going to show me your crown your princeness ?"

Nickp82

3,958 posts

122 months

Sunday 17th November 2019
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“Here’s a challenge, if you can find a single bead of sweat on my body I will let you go”

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 18th November 2019
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“I’ll show you where the bar is if you like?”

The Li-ion King

3,777 posts

93 months

Monday 18th November 2019
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Prince samples Hot American at Pizza Express

Davey S2

13,394 posts

283 months

Tuesday 19th November 2019
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"I don't sweat because I use Lynx Africa"

twing

5,798 posts

160 months

Tuesday 19th November 2019
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This loon has befriended my wife

wolfracesonic

9,220 posts

156 months

Tuesday 19th November 2019
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Her- 'Buy me a coffee?'

Him- 'Maxwell's house?'

Her- 'errr, I think I'll pass'