Your Worst Christmas Present 2019

[Ikemi]

An official thread for you to share the worst Christmas presents you received this year! Feel free to add photos if it adds to the hilarity.

Any presents welcome; inappropriate, dull, damaged or just plain weird!

Who wants to start?

[V8 Animal]

Got this for my son, lol

[Petrol Only]

V8 Animal said:

Got this for my son, lol

Ball stuff looks good but that photo looks like a girl! Also that BMW key ring

[Petrol Only]

fking cheesecloth

Merry Christmas.

[Rawwr]

Cat sick on the stairs.

Bare feet.

Screaming like a girl.

[HTP99]

Rawwr said:

Cat sick on the stairs.

Bare feet.

Screaming like a girl.

LOL, bit like a dog turd!

[Taita]

One of my favourite PH posts is from a bloke whose mother in law bought him a cushion with her dogs face printed on it, absolutely hysterical!

ETA: Why did this topic get binned it was this one! https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[V8 Animal]

Petrol Only said:

V8 Animal said:

Got this for my son, lol

Ball stuff looks good but that photo looks like a girl! Also that BMW key ring
Daughter

[glenrobbo]

That's not a key ring.

It's a cock ring.

[Glasgowrob]

Rawwr said:

Cat sick on the stairs.

Bare feet.

Screaming like a girl.

similar vein this morning, one of the dogs has a runny bum and took great pleasure in wiping said bum on my hairy leg this morning

[650spider]

V8 Animal said:

Got this for my son, lol

Oooft....what a thoroughly embarrassing a gift to give; everybody shall rip the pish when they see that...

The ball cleaning stuff may come in handy though...

[Cold]

Glasgowrob said:

Rawwr said:

Cat sick on the stairs.

Bare feet.

Screaming like a girl.

similar vein this morning, one of the dogs has a runny bum and took great pleasure in wiping said bum on my hairy leg this morning

Difficult to wrap no doubt, but I suppose it's the thought that counts.

[Ikemi]

Received a set of 12 cheap drinking glasses with absolutely no pattern; standard looking glasses. These would be great if I’d just moved into my first house, but I’ve been living with my wife for over 5 years! The last thing we need is more glasses ...

Still, better than a key ring!

[csd19]

HTP99 said:

Rawwr said:

Cat sick on the stairs.

Bare feet.

Screaming like a girl.

LOL, bit like a dog turd!

Worst bit is when it squishes up between your toes...

[Robbo 27]

Same as last year, and the year before that.

F*** all less 10%

[Riley Blue]

One of my sisters gave us framed photos of us both wearing the stupid fking elf hats with our names on that she made when we visited her a couple of years ago - there's no way those photos will ever see daylight again!

[FreeLitres]

This "ice scraper"



Best seller on Amazon, apparently.

[abzmike]

FreeLitres said:

This "ice scraper"

Best seller on Amazon, apparently.

Seem that advertised on Facebook.. any good?

[stuartmmcfc]

Just spoke to my sister and there’s a bit of a domestic going of there between her and her husband.
True story, he bought her some bondage gear. She bought him some reading glasses. I’m still laughing

[FreeLitres]

abzmike said:

FreeLitres said:

This "ice scraper"

Best seller on Amazon, apparently.

Seem that advertised on Facebook.. any good?

Not tried it yet, but it feels cheap as hell, very hard plastic with rough edges and much larger than my current (flat) scraper. It's trying to solve a problem that doesn't exist.

Other than that, it's alright.