Considerably richer....
Considerably richer....
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eldar

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25,272 posts

225 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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I’ve noticed a few indications that considerable riches are now almost a PH requirement.

For example, a £5,000,000 lottery win.

“£5m win for me I couldn’t afford to quit my job. £2.5m on a decent 4-5 bed house, £1m to family, an f12, upgrade my Smart to a Brabus, few Carbon bits for the r8, facelift lights for the Evoque, £1m on a couple of buy to lets nearby, then back to work. No one aged 40 is retiring on that these days I’d say. if we put the 2 kids in private school we’d probably still be worse off than now apart from the fk off house and car.”

Any others?

bitchstewie

67,472 posts

239 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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Give me £5M and I can promise you I would never need to work another day for the rest of my life confused

marksx

5,174 posts

219 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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It's a magnet for willy waving s is this place.

Spare tyre

12,556 posts

159 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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5 mil wouldn’t cover the staff and my wife’s social diary for 12 months

toasty

8,405 posts

249 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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I couldn't afford to give up work on a max rollover Euro millions.

The boat I want is about £250m. FML. frown

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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No need to spend half of that amount on a house. Spend £1m, maybe a little bit more, but certainly not £2.5m.

I'd buy a couple of cars, but none would be silly money, no more than £100k worth.

I think if you live London, obviously things change, but for the rest of us it's easily doable.

marksx

5,174 posts

219 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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If you live in London and win 5m you've enough money to up sticks and live somewhere nice.

Evolved

4,079 posts

216 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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PH is the Mecca for alpha types to display their dominance. Bravado is the name of the game and belittling peasants to demonstrate the social status is the key.

It’s all nonsense obviously but some folk seem to thrive off being a total moron. It’s amusing to see, sometimes.

If what we read on PH to be gospel, £5m is simply a yearly budget cap for the household running costs. Just doesn’t cut it.

I however could quite easily trot off into the sunset with that kind of money, i’d still visit PH just to catch up on how poor I am in comparison.

Getragdogleg

10,208 posts

212 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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They may be "Considerably richer" but considerably less imagination, 5mil would be put to excellent use here, my "work" would be making sure it grew and I didn't have to do any proper work ever again.

csd19

2,344 posts

146 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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toasty said:
I couldn't afford to give up work on a max rollover Euro millions.

The boat I want is about £250m. FML. frown
You've obviously forgotten the "if it floats, flies or fks, rent it" mantra there toasty....

5pen

2,183 posts

235 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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Nonsense of course. You may not be living a 'Millionaire Lifestyle' (whatever that is), but it would only take a yield of 2% to earn £100k per year from £5m. I reckon most people could manage on that.

Link to the thread?

AndrewNR

400 posts

151 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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Probably want

House 750k
Car(s) 250k
Cash in hand 500k

So, 1.5m would do the trick nicely to never have to work again (and cash in pensions at 55)

PositronicRay

28,975 posts

212 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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AndrewNR said:
Probably want

House 750k
Car(s) 250k
Cash in hand 500k

So, 1.5m would do the trick nicely to never have to work again (and cash in pensions at 55)
No reason why you shouldn't, it's your money. But car to house value or circa 30% seems a bit off.

i4got

5,929 posts

107 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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There are one or two PHers whose standard response seems to takes the form "I'm a millionaire and you're an oik so I win"

Naming no names.


Turn7

25,713 posts

250 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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A fifth of that win would see me set for life.....

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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bhstewie said:
Give me £5M and I can promise you I would never need to work another day for the rest of my life confused
This

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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The whole forum is full of insecure bullstters (go on, hit me in the stomach) which is why it's such good fun to wind them up. Study recent topics carefully and you'll find:

How to get good deals on Domino's pizza
Endless lease threads for renting VAG boxes and monthlies
People who have no pension
Resentment towards people who can afford to pay into a pension
Discussions on the merits of turning up to work drunk, and keeping coke in the toilet

Take a look at the Jobs & Employment matters section and you'll get an idea of the real people using this forum.

Ordinary people, pretending to be extraordinary.

Edited by anonymous-user on Monday 30th December 17:52

djcube

545 posts

99 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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When the UK National Lottery started in 1994 the major topic requiring careful discussion in the tearoom at work was just how much one would need to win to stop work and lead a comfortable life, nothing extravagant though. £800,000 was the figure we finally agreed on. That figure would be double now, according to the internet. I'm guessing £1.6m would still do it today.

bloomen

10,075 posts

188 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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wormus said:
Ordinary people, pretending to be extraordinary.
Impossible. I look up to everyone here. I imagine them living perfect lives in their perfect executive new build luxury apartments with their pointy shoes and tight, reflective suits.

Nothing you write will convince me otherwise.

As for the original question if I had children, addictions, ex wives and assholes I wanted to 'compete' with then maybe 5 mil wouldn't be enough either. Since I have none of those things half'll do but it would provide a nice standard of living rather than a properly luxurious one if I wanted to draw it out for the rest of time. Inflation is the thing that haunts and I can't see it getting any better.

bitchstewie

67,472 posts

239 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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djcube said:
When the UK National Lottery started in 1994 the major topic requiring careful discussion in the tearoom at work was just how much one would need to win to stop work and lead a comfortable life, nothing extravagant though. £800,000 was the figure we finally agreed on. That figure would be double now, according to the internet. I'm guessing £1.6m would still do it today.
Depends if the assumption is that your winnings are all you have and there's no further income.

Invest £800K wisely (or much less) and I'm sure it's quite possible to have a comfortable life albeit not an extravagant one.