"Bloke stuff" you cant do/havent done yet ?
"Bloke stuff" you cant do/havent done yet ?
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J4CKO

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46,836 posts

229 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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You know what I mean ?

Traditional bloke stuff that it is assumed most of us chaps can do but you cant do or have never tried, but feel you perhaps should.

For me,

Football, may was well ask the dog about String Theory, I make an exception and watch England games during the world cup but feel a fraud, other blokes talk about it and I wander off.

Poker, realised I didnt have a clue how to play it the other day, had a go on an app, read some guides but still not fully up to speed.

Parallel Parking, can sort of do it but tend to avoid it.

Smoked a Cigar, have had the odd Cig, stopped short of a Cigar, I feel I would puke lavishly.

Sure there are many others.

bloomen

10,086 posts

188 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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I got taken to Wembley for a football match. It was the England vs Peru one where the paper aeroplane was launched from the top of the stands and hit a player on the pitch.

It was totally more than worth it just to witness that. The game? I didn't really know it had started and spent the rest of it waiting for more paper aeroplanes. No need to do another.

Spare tyre

12,559 posts

159 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Welding and metal work

Never did it at school either

I watch Colin furze and long to be manly with sheet metal

Caddyshack

14,836 posts

235 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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I wonder if anyone will post up "making love to a beautiful woman" or "driving well’ (I am ace at both)

Football and cricket may as well be an alien language to me

Actually, any sport with a ball may as well be banned as far as I am concerned....as well as anything concerning balance.


stablemate

152 posts

140 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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J4CKO said:
Football, may was well ask the dog about String Theory, I make an exception and watch England games during the world cup but feel a fraud, other blokes talk about it and I wander off.
With you 100% on this one. Know less than nothing about it and have never had any interest. When the World Cup was on and England were playing, errrm another team, I found myself oddly drawn into it. Ended up sat on the arm of the sofa with my leg involuntarily kicking out in support. Even my mrs asked who I was and what has happened to me!

A long running joke with my brother who is mad about football comes from the IT crowd. I’ll always say to him that “the thing about (this team), is they always try and walk it in” despite not knowing what it means. When we’ve been in the pub and a game has been on I always drop it into conversation with whoever is currently talking to us and so far nobody has twigged on where it’s from. Brother really struggles to hold it together in these instances biggrin

J4CKO

Original Poster:

46,836 posts

229 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Spare tyre said:
Welding and metal work

Never did it at school either

I watch Colin furze and long to be manly with sheet metal
I am pretty amateur but can make whatever I need in terms of brackets, cut, shape, weld and drill.

I remember the kid next door having screaming ab dabs as his dad was launching his go kart in a skip as the wheel had come off, one of those daft things you knock on, I offered to take a look, drilled the end of the axle and put a washer and a split pin through, he looked at me like I was practising witchcraft.


wolfracesonic

9,219 posts

156 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Caddyshack said:
I wonder if anyone will post up "making love to a beautiful woman" or "driving well’ (I am ace at both)

Football and cricket may as well be an alien language to me

Actually, any sport with a ball may as well be banned as far as I am concerned....as well as anything concerning balance.
Can you do both at the same time though? Hands at the 10 to 2 position?

Tyre Tread

10,680 posts

245 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Ball games in general but particularly football. Only one I was ever any good at was volleyball and when I say good I mean passable.

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol. I have two states, sober and sick with nothing in between so I have an occasional wee dram or a shandy but otherwise can't see the attraction.


Roofless Toothless

7,568 posts

161 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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I have always regretted my lifelong inability to ride a horse.

bloomen

10,086 posts

188 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Roofless Toothless said:
I have always regretted my lifelong inability to ride a horse.
I'm in horse country. I know of a lot of people who've been dealt very serious damage by them. I would never go near anything that big or that dim.

cossy400

3,463 posts

213 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Quad biking MRS400 has suggested we go to the local place and do a 10 mile stint at it, dont actually think shes thought it through but ill go for a laugh.

Never been to a football match and not overly bothered either.


Lotus Notes

1,331 posts

220 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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bloomen said:
Roofless Toothless said:
I have always regretted my lifelong inability to ride a horse.
I'm in horse country. I know of a lot of people who've been dealt very serious damage by them. I would never go near anything that big or that dim.
Wouldn't go near one, they have a lower IQ than a motorbike..

PositronicRay

29,004 posts

212 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Roofless Toothless said:
I have always regretted my lifelong inability to ride a horse.
Not bloke stuff though.

DickyC

58,508 posts

227 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Six pints in one session. It's no good pretending.

Two and that's my lot. Love beer. Hate being drunk.

J4CKO

Original Poster:

46,836 posts

229 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Roofless Toothless said:
I have always regretted my lifelong inability to ride a horse.
I did as a kid, went with my first girlfriend (Tracy) and had my first riding lesson where I quickly realised I was violently allergic to horses, my eyes blew up, I was sneezing and needed some anti histamines and a lie down, took three days for my eyes to go back to normal. Same when my cousin popped round on hers and introduced her, just patted it and it set me off.

Anyway, can see how horses were a bit wild west in the past, but in the UK now mainly just means you are a middle class/posh or just plain horsey woman.

Downward

5,643 posts

132 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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I love Football and have been to a couple of games as a kid. Went to a proper top game last year though and since have been as much as possible. It’s great.

For me drinking, It doesn’t suit me.

JulianHJ

8,868 posts

291 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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I’ve never done an oil change on a car or bike.

LosingGrip

8,859 posts

188 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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I'm st at DIY.

I've moved house recently and my girlfriends dad has done most (on all) the DIY. Always feel a bit pathetic when he has to do something ha.

It's that bad my girlfriend does the flat pack stuff we get!

Oh and I'm st with cars. I can drive, but how it works? Not a clue.

RDMcG

20,859 posts

236 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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No idea of the rules of football, cricket or tennis;
Know nothing about boxing
Scared of riding a motorbike

extraT

1,876 posts

179 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Not blokes stuff exactly, more dad stuff…

My six-year-old daughter is already a better skier than I am, mind you I’ve only had a few lessons… I’m righting that one.

Iceskating is another one, I’ll be searching for iceskating lessons this year…

I can paint hang wallpaper and do basic DIY, but I refuse to touch anything electrical simply because I haven’t learnt it… However, it seems like there are few blokes who know how to rewire an entire house!

ETA: a friend of mine from Syria wanted to go to a football match, we happen to be in Holland during the league of Nations last year where Holland won… He was very grateful for the experience. Well, I suppose he would be.



Edited by extraT on Monday 13th January 21:02