Door knockers selling stuff
Door knockers selling stuff
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Dr Doofenshmirtz

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16,952 posts

229 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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What's the deal with door knockers then? i.e they come to your door, usually have a rucksack and give you some spiel about just coming out of prison, or being homeless or in the case of one just now...claims he's just come out of the forces and his homing charity will give him two nights accommodation if he manages to sell two items.

Genuine or dodgy?

robbieduncan

1,993 posts

265 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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Dodgy

ElectricSoup

8,202 posts

180 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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Known as Nottingham Knockers.

It's all lies of course.

Dr Doofenshmirtz

Original Poster:

16,952 posts

229 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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So if you bite, does a toothbrush end up costing £20 or something?

miniman

30,054 posts

291 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
So if you bite, does a toothbrush end up costing £20 or something?
3 tea-towels = £12 or suchlike. Splendid value. Still, preferable to the people who rocked up last Sunday at 8:30am to encourage me to think about our creator.

Spare tyre

12,559 posts

159 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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Normally dodgy

I tell em I’m unemployed and they give up

If they are looking really shifty I often call 101 to save some local granny getting done

davek_964

11,267 posts

204 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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miniman said:
Still, preferable to the people who rocked up last Sunday at 8:30am to encourage me to think about our creator.
I had a couple of ladies knock on my door last week for that - although at a more sensible time. One of them was very pretty - and after I said I wasn't interested, she said goodbye "and by the way, we love your car". Was sorely tempted to see if I could corrupt her......

red_slr

20,724 posts

218 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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Nest doorbell, best invention ever.

red_slr

20,724 posts

218 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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davek_964 said:
miniman said:
Still, preferable to the people who rocked up last Sunday at 8:30am to encourage me to think about our creator.
I had a couple of ladies knock on my door last week for that - although at a more sensible time. One of them was very pretty - and after I said I wasn't interested, she said goodbye "and by the way, we love your car". Was sorely tempted to see if I could corrupt her......
Good luck to you, I tried my best on two LRFs a while back and they just made a little note in their notepad and gave me a look before schlepping off down the path. On the plus side not had any JWs since. Apparently I am on some "weirdo / perv" list now biggrinbiggrin

vixen1700

29,029 posts

299 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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The threads always pop up and one of my claims to fame was doing it in the school holidays back in 1982 for the bloke who gets out of the van in the clip below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBi0OCWHmj4

The programme was the The Knockers' Tale and the bloke's name was Steve. He told us tales of the summer before when he took on a load of West Ham ICF lads from Canning Town as his 'knocking crew' laugh They'd fight everybody he said!

Made loads of money to buy records/clothes selling ironing board covers, dusters, pegs etc. all over London, wherever the Transit took us that day. Highbury was brilliant, a lovely August day making about £50 each and having an ice cream with my girlfriend at the time when we were both 15.

Eltham was awful what a load of tight bds lived there. hehe

It was a right laugh. laugh

This seemed to be before the ex-con thing, just rang a card in a newsagents' window and got selling door to door the next day. laugh


andyxxx

1,420 posts

256 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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Dodgy, lying extortionists.

We get them three or four times a year. When I refuse to purchase anything they often get verbally aggressive. One ended up walking down my drive cursing and kicking items on my property – which resulted in me chasing after him.

The police couldn’t care less.

When I’m out the Mrs locks the gates and will not answer the door bell.

egor110

17,675 posts

232 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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red_slr said:
davek_964 said:
miniman said:
Still, preferable to the people who rocked up last Sunday at 8:30am to encourage me to think about our creator.
I had a couple of ladies knock on my door last week for that - although at a more sensible time. One of them was very pretty - and after I said I wasn't interested, she said goodbye "and by the way, we love your car". Was sorely tempted to see if I could corrupt her......
Good luck to you, I tried my best on two LRFs a while back and they just made a little note in their notepad and gave me a look before schlepping off down the path. On the plus side not had any JWs since. Apparently I am on some "weirdo / perv" list now biggrinbiggrin
A guy at works a j.witness .

If you say you don't want to be knocked up again you just get added to a list , no big deal .

Cotty

42,234 posts

313 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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This thread will see all the people who don't answer their door come out of the woodwork.

Cotty

42,234 posts

313 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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davek_964 said:
I had a couple of ladies knock on my door last week for that - although at a more sensible time. One of them was very pretty - and after I said I wasn't interested, she said goodbye "and by the way, we love your car". Was sorely tempted to see if I could corrupt her......
Could have offered to drive her home, nudge nudge, wink wink

silverfoxcc

8,411 posts

174 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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What is an LRF?. the nearest i can get is Land Rover Fan

Last Visit

3,686 posts

217 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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Cotty said:
This thread will see all the people who don't answer their door come out of the woodwork.
Ah yes good point, we have to realise there are people among us here on PH who don't answer their door, unless they specifically know who's calling and they pretty much have a prebooked appointment to ring the doorbell.

This thread is a great read to identify such loons.
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

abzmike

11,991 posts

135 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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Back in the old days they used to be common., uaually selling cleaning products, linens or doing useful little jobs like sharpening things.
My mum and granny used to avoid them as much as people do now.

Brainpox

4,317 posts

180 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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I think they're extortionate rather than dodgy.

They get cheap crap and sell it for money. I'm sure some of it is stolen but some are 'proper' schemes to try and get people to think like entrepreneurs - buy things and sell them on to make a profit, rather than just stealing and using the cash for drugs.

Difficult to tell who is which and most can't hold a normal conversation, walk about in dirty trackies, etc. Many have a sense of entitlement in that because they have made the effort to walk to your door, you should feel obliged to buy something.

If I see them walking about I won't bother answering the door. Better that than having someone getting funny because you've said no. Many of them are the type where they beat people up if they tell them no, so they can't deal with it well.

outnumbered

4,877 posts

263 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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Brainpox said:
I'm sure some of it is stolen but some are 'proper' schemes to try and get people to think like entrepreneurs - buy things and sell them on to make a profit, rather than just stealing and using the cash for drugs.
Do you have any evidence for that ? It seems unlikely that any "proper" scheme is going to be training disadvantaged people to go selling stuff door to door. I'd wager it's all dodgy.


Kev_Mk3

3,641 posts

124 months

Friday 24th January 2020
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We had a door to door sales chap come to ours today I was sat on the sofa watching the TV and had already spotted him in our road.

Thankfully with the Ring door bell I answered and said that I wasn't interested and good bye without moving