Lady Cave
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jackofall84

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541 posts

88 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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So, I'm sure you're all aware, when a man has a space/room he can go to get away in his house with all sorts of manly gadgets people refer to it as a man cave.
Well anyway my partner told me she was going to her friends Friday night with a few of the other girls to see her friends new lady cave. This is some sort of space her husband created for her in the old garden office with lots of lady gadgets. How I kept a straight face during the conversation I was having with my partner I will never know:

Me: So how many of your friends are going with you to see Charlotte's lady cave Friday night?
Her: 3
Me: And will you all fit inside?
Her: Yes
Me: Comfortably or will it be quite a tight squeeze
Her: It will probably be a bit of a squeeze, It's quite small I think.
Me: and does it have a garden attached to it?
Her: Yes I think so, why are you so interested?
Me: I'm not particularly, it's just I've never seen Charlotte's lady cave before so I'm just trying to picture it.
Her: I'm sure she'll let you have a quick look when you come and pick me up.

I had to stop there as anymore and I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face.

Anyone else heard of a lady cave before?

S100HP

13,787 posts

196 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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jackofall84 said:
So, I'm sure you're all aware, when a man has a space/room he can go to get away in his house with all sorts of manly gadgets people refer to it as a man cave.
Well anyway my partner told me she was going to her friends Friday night with a few of the other girls to see her friends new lady cave. This is some sort of space her husband created for her in the old garden office with lots of lady gadgets. How I kept a straight face during the conversation I was having with my partner I will never know:

Me: So how many of your friends are going with you to see Charlotte's lady cave Friday night?
Her: 3
Me: And will you all fit inside?
Her: Yes
Me: Comfortably or will it be quite a tight squeeze
Her: It will probably be a bit of a squeeze, It's quite small I think.
Me: and does it have a garden attached to it?
Her: Yes I think so, why are you so interested?
Me: I'm not particularly, it's just I've never seen Charlotte's lady cave before so I'm just trying to picture it.
Her: I'm sure she'll let you have a quick look when you come and pick me up.

I had to stop there as anymore and I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face.

Anyone else heard of a lady cave before?
laugh

Not a lady cave, but my mother has similar where she keeps her horse stuff. She referred to it as her Glory Hole the other day. I almost threw up.

alorotom

12,785 posts

216 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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I’ve heard of similar before. Stupid idea same as man caves.

stablemate

152 posts

140 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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laughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

I'm such a child but really don't know how I would have kept a straight face either. In fact it's the very reason I clicked the thread title!

bloomen

10,086 posts

188 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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jackofall84 said:
Anyone else heard of a lady cave before?
Everyone should have a space of their own.

Calling it a cave is a bit demeaning. I prefer the term 'fk off room'.


the cueball

1,897 posts

84 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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Gin Palace...

rolleyes

Last Visit

3,686 posts

217 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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Familiar with a Lady Garden, a Lady Cave though? Not so much.

GAjon

4,087 posts

242 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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If it’s out in the garden, she’ll have to keep it clean and tidy or it’ll start to smell a bit musty very quickly.

Olas

911 posts

86 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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‘Lady Cave’ could potentially be one of three things;

A euphemism,
An outdoor version of Fritzls cellar
Nick Caves aristocratic wife.

That is all.

David87

7,022 posts

241 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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Tell me more about these lady gadgets that Charlotte's got. scratchchin

mike80

2,422 posts

245 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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alorotom said:
I’ve heard of similar before. Stupid idea same as man caves.
Not allowed one then?

Mort7

1,489 posts

137 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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S100HP said:
laugh

Not a lady cave, but my mother has similar where she keeps her horse stuff. She referred to it as her Glory Hole the other day. I almost threw up.
Yep. My late M-I-L referred to the cupboard under the stairs in the same way. I was tempted to look up which came first (fnarr), but decided, upon reflection, not to bother......

g3org3y

22,466 posts

220 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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Kitchen, living room, dining room, bedroom...basically any room that isn't the garage IME.

Blib

48,105 posts

226 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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Here's the entrance to my media 'wing'. Sadly for me, the sign is almost as large as the 'wing' itself. biggrin

ETA: Flippin random picture flipper! frown

V8mate

45,899 posts

218 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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David87 said:
Tell me more about these lady gadgets that Charlotte's got. scratchchin
Cordless and mains power tools with a variety of fitments.

alorotom

12,785 posts

216 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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mike80 said:
alorotom said:
I’ve heard of similar before. Stupid idea same as man caves.
Not allowed one then?
Oddly I have a family home with rooms that aren’t segregated for use by specific family members only or gendered unnecessarily.

V8mate

45,899 posts

218 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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alorotom said:
mike80 said:
alorotom said:
I’ve heard of similar before. Stupid idea same as man caves.
Not allowed one then?
Oddly I have a family home with rooms that aren’t segregated for use by specific family members only or gendered unnecessarily.
Yep. He's not allowed. hehe

ApOrbital

10,587 posts

147 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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Where is the door.

take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey

7,878 posts

84 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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stablemate said:
laughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

I'm such a child but really don't know how I would have kept a straight face either. In fact it's the very reason I clicked the thread title!
I suspect you're not alone.

Me... I just stopped to tie my Laces whistle

V8mate

45,899 posts

218 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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ApOrbital said:
Where is the door.
No door. Just some heavy curtains.