Hilarious FB post I came across
Discussion
"Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb in a Facebook group?
One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
...
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
Seventeen purists who use candles and are offended by light-bulb discussions.
Six to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Twenty-two to tell THOSE six to stop being jerks.
Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
Fifteen know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
Forty-nine to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
Nineteen to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
Eleven to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
Twenty-four to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs.
Forty-four to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
Twelve to post F.
Eight to ask what F means.
Seven to post 'Following' but there are three dots at top right to select that option, so you don't have to.
Three to say, "Can't share."
Two to reply, "Can't share from a closed group."
Thirty-six people to post pics of their own light bulbs.
Fifteen people to post, "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
Six to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$".
Four to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say, "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."
One to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
Fifty more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
Five admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
One late arrival to comment on the original post six months later and start it all over again."
One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
...
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
Seventeen purists who use candles and are offended by light-bulb discussions.
Six to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Twenty-two to tell THOSE six to stop being jerks.
Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
Fifteen know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
Forty-nine to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
Nineteen to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
Eleven to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
Twenty-four to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs.
Forty-four to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
Twelve to post F.
Eight to ask what F means.
Seven to post 'Following' but there are three dots at top right to select that option, so you don't have to.
Three to say, "Can't share."
Two to reply, "Can't share from a closed group."
Thirty-six people to post pics of their own light bulbs.
Fifteen people to post, "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
Six to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$".
Four to say, "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say, "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."
One to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
Fifty more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
Five admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
One late arrival to comment on the original post six months later and start it all over again."
Threads like this are useless without pics, on topic this is the funniest post I've seen on facebook for a while posted on a stolen cars page
Persons car is stolen so they put the road they last parked it on and then in the comments people find it in the very same road with multiple parking tickets.
Persons car is stolen so they put the road they last parked it on and then in the comments people find it in the very same road with multiple parking tickets.
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