The height of optimism

[Esceptico]

Wife’s uncle is getting married for the third time (previous two deceased). He is 97. Cradle snatching as his new bride to be is only in her 60s!

[V8covin]

She won't have long before she inherits then

[Olas]

If you can still pull at 97 you must be quite the ladies man. Is he James Bond, by any chance?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Esceptico said:

Wife’s uncle is getting married for the third time (previous two deceased). He is 97. Cradle snatching as his new bride to be is only in her 60s!

Oh well, if she dies, she dies.

[Monkeylegend]

"How often will we be making love my darling?"

"Oh, infrequently I would think my love at your age"

"Is that one word or two my darling?"

[anonymous-user]

Rupert Murdoch & Jerry Hall

[CanAm]

In 1994, Anna Nicole Smith married 89-year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall. He died 13 months later.......

[anonymous-user]

CanAm said:

In 1994, Anna Nicole Smith married 89-year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall. He died 13 months later.......

And she died in 2007, aged 39..

[CRA1G]

When the 79 year old multimillionaire was asked about his newly wed 28 year old bride his golf club mate's asked "you must have lied about your age? did you tell her you were 65..,? " he replied " well I did lie..I told her I'm 95 "

[CanAm]

JonnyJustice said:

CanAm said:

In 1994, Anna Nicole Smith married 89-year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall. He died 13 months later.......

And she died in 2007, aged 39..

And she didnt get the money either.

[StevieBee]

Reminds me of the old George Burns yarn..... Chap approaches an old man crying on a bench to ask what's wrong. "I'm a 90 year old billionaire and married to a 22 year old Playboy model nymphomaniac"

"Why on earth are you crying then?"

"I've forgotten where I live!"

[bristolbaron]

A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,

“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.”

The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”

“Never Father… I’m Jewish.”

“So then, why are you telling me?”

“I’m telling everybody!”

[sgtBerbatov]

Olas said:

If you can still pull at 97 you must be quite the ladies man. Is he James Bond, by any chance?

It's amazing how attractive money makes you.

[Monkeylegend]

sgtBerbatov said:

Olas said:

If you can still pull at 97 you must be quite the ladies man. Is he James Bond, by any chance?

It's amazing how attractive money makes you.

Yep, that and alcohol, although alcohol attraction doesn't last as long.

[Frank7]

CanAm said:

In 1994, Anna Nicole Smith married 89-year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall. He died 13 months later.......

It took the undertaker 36 hours to wipe the smile from the deceased’s face.

[peter tdci]

sgtBerbatov said:

It's amazing how attractive money makes you.

As someone once asked: 'So what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?

[bristolbaron]

Monkeylegend said:

Yep, that and alcohol, although alcohol attraction doesn't last as long.

At 97, it just might

[Big-Bo-Beep]

I suspect the OP made up this pile of doodoo in order so that posters can flood the thread with very old Jimmy Tarbuck jokes.

[CRA1G]

Big-Bo-Beep said:

I suspect the OP made up this pile of doodoo in order so that posters can flood the thread with very old Jimmy Tarbuck jokes.

Why...? is he 97...?

[babelfish]

peter tdci said:

As someone once asked: 'So what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?

Caroline Aherne: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-9lSEBBm0