What is a "Walt" ?

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J4CKO

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43,911 posts

213 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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Here it on PH a lot, I just want to know if my understanding matches with the understanding ?

So, I see it as coming from the Book, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty which I haven't read but seems to be about a fantasist, Wikipedia says it also is used in the armed forces to describe chaps who pretend to have served.

Can you be a Walt and have served ? I have met ex soldiers who came out with more self aggrandising bks than anyone I have met, sure some of it was true but was basically "Did I tell you how awesome I am, here is an elaborate example where I prevailed".

I was thinking it means bullst merchants basically. I remember one when I worked for North West Water and a chap was employed who we were told was far more skilled than my colleague and myself, he wasnt, claimed he had written Sonic The Hedgehog and wore a Sunday Supplement magazine source flying jacket which he claimed was a genuine WW2 item, would he qualify ?

Do you know any Walts ?

Are you one ? Am I one ?

What do Walts do, drive, eat etc ?

Zetec-S

6,402 posts

106 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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J4CKO said:
What do Walts do, drive, eat etc ?
Sleep with one eye open.
Drive a knackered old Discovery or Pajero with hi-lift kit, winch and light bar(s). Hi-viz draped on the back seat.
Not sure about food, but standard drink of choice is weak lemon squash.

Johnspex

4,638 posts

197 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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Ive heard the lemon squash reference before. What's that about?

slopes

40,426 posts

200 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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J4CKO said:
Here it on PH a lot, I just want to know if my understanding matches with the understanding ?

So, I see it as coming from the Book, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty which I haven't read but seems to be about a fantasist, Wikipedia says it also is used in the armed forces to describe chaps who pretend to have served.

Can you be a Walt and have served ? I have met ex soldiers who came out with more self aggrandising bks than anyone I have met, sure some of it was true but was basically "Did I tell you how awesome I am, here is an elaborate example where I prevailed".

I was thinking it means bullst merchants basically. I remember one when I worked for North West Water and a chap was employed who we were told was far more skilled than my colleague and myself, he wasnt, claimed he had written Sonic The Hedgehog and wore a Sunday Supplement magazine source flying jacket which he claimed was a genuine WW2 item, would he qualify ?

Do you know any Walts ?

Are you one ? Am I one ?

What do Walts do, drive, eat etc ?
For a classic example of a Walt, see internet superstar Jason Blaha. That guy has some serious mental disorder and he comes out with some absolute obblox

J4CKO

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43,911 posts

213 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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Johnspex said:
Ive heard the lemon squash reference before. What's that about?
I know that one, was a comedian called Kevin Eldon, as a character of a comedy programme called "Fist of Fun", which seems largely forgotten apart from this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1xjcyyuDM0

We tended to call Kevin Eldon "Weak lemon Drink" until we found his actual name out.


Big-Bo-Beep

884 posts

67 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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Worked with a few Walts,

They are loathe to be outdone in conversation, you know, if your GrandDad fought at Gallipoli his Grandad
got a bravery medal for capturing a Jerry machinegun nest.

If you witnessed a baroom punchup he witnessed the death of a Norwegian sailor in a knife fight in a
dockside bar in Aberdeen, and when you asked him about details he was a bit sketchy.

spikeyhead

18,593 posts

210 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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I nearly convinced the worst walt I've worked with that Elevenerife was better for a holiday than Tenerife

BigGingerBob

1,937 posts

203 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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You worked for North West Walter? No wonder he told so many stories

ellroy

7,428 posts

238 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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Walts didn’t serve.

Those who did, but all of a sudden are 22SAS/SBS third man on the balcony etc when in fact they barely left Tidworth are known as Bloaters.

Evanivitch

23,533 posts

135 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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A 'Walt' is very specific term modern military circles. In the US it's called Stolen Valor.

It is a person claiming credit, usually in the form of medals, rank or uniform, for military experience they do not have.

Often they have no military experience, but some do have limited experience.

It's not just a liar, or someone that stretches the truth. There's plenty of them in the military.

V8fan

6,892 posts

281 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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We used to call them black catters.

If you've seen a black cat, he's seen two. If you have a really black cat, his is blacker. frown

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bl...

Urban Dictionary has more than one definition of a 'walt,' but it's the bottom one that's appropriate here. smile

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wa...

Edited by V8fan on Monday 4th May 23:33

McGee_22

7,353 posts

192 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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It's very simple to accurately identify ex-servicemen or women with one or two questions and then figure out the veracity of their tales with one or two more - if you have served yourself.

parabolica

6,855 posts

197 months

Monday 4th May 2020
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Jeremy Charles Dewitte

If you have hours to spare and can withstand continual, cringe-worth dialogue, well this playlist is probably the best example of a Walt out there.

Big-Bo-Beep

884 posts

67 months

Tuesday 5th May 2020
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Evanivitch said:
A 'Walt' is very specific term modern military circles. In the US it's called Stolen Valor.

It is a person claiming credit, usually in the form of medals, rank or uniform, for military experience they do not have.

Often they have no military experience, but some do have limited experience.

It's not just a liar, or someone that stretches the truth. There's plenty of them in the military.
Michael Peterson,[ The Staircase ] in his trial Peterson was accused of stating
repeatedly that he received two Purple Hearts in Vietnam, but Marine Corps files show no record of him
being awarded or recieving them, this fact was evidence of his untrustworthy nature and his fondness for
lying and fabrication.

Evanivitch

23,533 posts

135 months

Tuesday 5th May 2020
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Big-Bo-Beep said:
Michael Peterson,[ The Staircase ] in his trial Peterson was accused of stating
repeatedly that he received two Purple Hearts in Vietnam, but Marine Corps files show no record of him
being awarded or recieving them, this fact was evidence of his untrustworthy nature and his fondness for
lying and fabrication.
Weirdly, he did lie about the Purple Heart, but he did genuinely receive two awards

wiki said:
The military file verifies that he received two other high combat honors, the Silver Star and the Bronze Star with Valor

aka_kerrly

12,491 posts

223 months

Tuesday 5th May 2020
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spikeyhead said:
I nearly convinced the worst walt I've worked with that Elevenerife was better for a holiday than Tenerife
laugh

I know a guy who is hilarious when it came to one upping people and making bold claims, we call him Bull**** Bill

ottovonskidmark

169 posts

131 months

Tuesday 5th May 2020
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aka_kerrly said:
spikeyhead said:
I nearly convinced the worst walt I've worked with that Elevenerife was better for a holiday than Tenerife
laugh

I know a guy who is hilarious when it came to one upping people and making bold claims, we call him Bull**** Bill
Where I used to work there was a billy bullstter. We called him “thrush” because he was an irritating .

Gameface

16,565 posts

90 months

Tuesday 5th May 2020
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My one is called Jonny Flash, because everything he owns or does is better that yours. He thinks it makes him look flash.

bigandclever

14,013 posts

251 months

Tuesday 5th May 2020
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