Smoking outside the house
Smoking outside the house
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fido

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18,911 posts

284 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Maybe this should go in the 'Weird Neighbours' thread.

During the lockdown I have started to notice some of the irritating habits of my neighbours that I managed to avoid or was too busy to notice when I commuted to work.

Don't flame me [if you'd pardon the pun] because I don't smoke, so might not be aware of the routine that smokers get used to, but the neighbours opposite (particularly one of the occupants) enjoys leaning over his front garden wall with a cigarette in his mouth. Sometimes when I go out for my morning jog he's stood there with a cigarette in his mouth looking gormless in my direction. Everyone has back gardens so why would you do this in the front garden? I suppose i have two issues 1. it looks 'council' 2. i'm not a fan of smokers!



Edited by fido on Saturday 9th May 21:49

scottydoesntknow

860 posts

86 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Yes, definitely one for the weird neighbours thread. It’s you who’s the weird one by the way. Let the man enjoy his tab in peace in his own garden and crack on with your life.

PositronicRay

28,989 posts

212 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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When I used to smoke, the one in the fresh air was always the best.

Big-Bo-Beep

884 posts

83 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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These lonely vigils are an accepted form of martyrdom, I will surely die of cancer
but my living room wallpaper will not need replaced every year.

Their sacrifice is even more saintly if it's cold and raining.

mintybiscuit

2,861 posts

174 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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fido said:
Maybe this should go in the 'Weird Neighbours' thread.

During the lockdown I have started to notice some of the irritating habits of my neighbours that I managed to avoid or was too busy to notice when I commuted to work.

Don't flame me [if you'd pardon the pun] because I don't smoke, so might not be aware of the routine that smokers get used to, but the neighbours opposite (particularly one of the occupants) enjoys leaning over his front garden wall with a cigarette in his mouth. Sometimes when I go out for my morning jog he's stood there with a cigarette in his mouth looking gormless in my direction. Everyone has back gardens so why would you do this in the front garden? I suppose i have two issues 1. it looks 'council' 2. i'm not a fan of smokers!



Edited by fido on Saturday 9th May 21:49
Here is idea for you.
Jog somewhere that you will less offended !
rolleyes


DIW35

4,204 posts

229 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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PositronicRay said:
When I used to smoke, the one in the fresh air was always the best.
Loving the irony.

Jimmy Recard

17,550 posts

208 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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I've always wondered this. You go to a pub with a big back garden, and it's empty but there's half a dozen old s smoking in front of the front door.

I totally understand it in a pub/house without a back garden. I'm indifferent to others smoking and I don't really care where they do, but I just don't get why you wouldn't do it at the back if you have that space

OzzyR1

6,366 posts

261 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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fido said:
Maybe this should go in the 'Weird Neighbours' thread.

During the lockdown I have started to notice some of the irritating habits of my neighbours that I managed to avoid or was too busy to notice when I commuted to work.

Don't flame me [if you'd pardon the pun] because I don't smoke, so might not be aware of the routine that smokers get used to, but the neighbours opposite (particularly one of the occupants) enjoys leaning over his front garden wall with a cigarette in his mouth. Sometimes when I go out for my morning jog he's stood there with a cigarette in his mouth looking gormless in my direction. Everyone has back gardens so why would you do this in the front garden? I suppose i have two issues 1. it looks 'council' 2. i'm not a fan of smokers!



Edited by fido on Saturday 9th May 21:49
Getting "irritated" by this to the extent you start a thread for discussion on an internet forum must be pretty high up on the list of "first world problems".

Try cracking on with your own life and be grateful you have no greater pressing issues,






Chrisgr31

14,275 posts

284 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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I have decided that most of my neighbours must smoke as there is often the smell of cigarette smoke wafting through the air in my garden.

What makes it more odd id the rabid anti bonfire posts on Facebook, think I might make own posts complaining about cigarette smoke!

Monkeylegend

29,233 posts

260 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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fido said:
Maybe this should go in the 'Weird Neighbours' thread.

During the lockdown I have started to notice some of the irritating habits of my neighbours that I managed to avoid or was too busy to notice when I commuted to work.

Don't flame me [if you'd pardon the pun] because I don't smoke, so might not be aware of the routine that smokers get used to, but the neighbours opposite (particularly one of the occupants) enjoys leaning over his front garden wall with a cigarette in his mouth. Sometimes when I go out for my morning jog he's stood there with a cigarette in his mouth looking gormless in my direction. Everyone has back gardens so why would you do this in the front garden? I suppose i have two issues 1. it looks 'council' 2. i'm not a fan of smokers!



Edited by fido on Saturday 9th May 21:49
He most likely thinks you are weird going out for a morning jog.

Each to their own.

At least you can claim the moral high ground if it makes you feel better smile

fido

Original Poster:

18,911 posts

284 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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Jimmy Recard said:
I totally understand it in a pub/house without a back garden. I'm indifferent to others smoking and I don't really care where they do, but I just don't get why you wouldn't do it at the back if you have that space
Phew - it's not just me then. As a comparison, I made some Bruschetta with smoked salmon and Philadelphia on a tray and munched them in my front garden a few days ago. The immediate neighbour asked me (in a friendly way) why I was having breakfast outside? A nice healthy meal with plenty of Vitamin D. Food tastes better outside as well.

cheddar

4,637 posts

203 months

Saturday 9th May 2020
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fido said:
Phew - it's not just me then. As a comparison, I made some Bruschetta with smoked salmon and Philadelphia on a tray and munched them in my front garden a few days ago. The immediate neighbour asked me (in a friendly way) why I was having breakfast outside? A nice healthy meal with plenty of Vitamin D. Food tastes better outside as well.
I read about that on the 'Weirdo neighbour alfresco toast muncher' thread.

Drawweight

3,596 posts

145 months

Sunday 10th May 2020
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Several of the neighbours across the road stand outside in their dressing gowns and smoke. But it is social housing so it’s to be expected. (That’s not to be taken seriously please they’re actually all very nice)

I got gifted too much wine last Christmas so Mrs Draw took some across while a couple of them were out. They met halfway at the side of the road having a good chat all in dressing gowns including Mrs Draw. It was quite funny.

CS Garth

2,873 posts

134 months

Sunday 10th May 2020
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Drawweight said:
Several of the neighbours across the road stand outside in their dressing gowns and smoke. But it is social housing so it’s to be expected. (That’s not to be taken seriously please they’re actually all very nice)

I got gifted too much wine last Christmas so Mrs Draw took some across while a couple of them were out. They met halfway at the side of the road having a good chat all in dressing gowns including Mrs Draw. It was quite funny.
You can’t be gifted too much wine. Still, nice gesture.

CooperS

4,580 posts

248 months

Sunday 10th May 2020
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But why is it more often than not the social or affordables that do this. They have a back garden so why not use it.

Round my way it seems they:

1) Have a chair permanently out front for the coffee and cigarette

2) thier boys bikes leaned against the front of the house

3) Oil will be left on the driveway due to the Ford Focus ST they never service but always drive hard

Edited by CooperS on Sunday 10th May 06:36

amazing driver

270 posts

78 months

Sunday 10th May 2020
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Neighbour next door but one smokes outside his front door. I don't mind that, but I do mind the smoke wafting through my open window. P****s me off to be honest.

psi310398

11,063 posts

232 months

Sunday 10th May 2020
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Big-Bo-Beep said:
These lonely vigils are an accepted form of martyrdom, I will surely die of cancer
but my living room wallpaper will not need replaced every year.

Their sacrifice is even more saintly if it's cold and raining.
Quite so. And although I've now given up a twenty a day habit, it is worth adding that I never smoked inside after my son was born. So that's 21 years of outdoor puffing.


technodup

7,661 posts

159 months

Sunday 10th May 2020
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fido said:
Everyone has back gardens so why would you do this in the front garden?
You can't watch the world go by/pat passing dogs/chat to people/annoy nimby neighbours in the back garden.

Voldemort

7,565 posts

307 months

Sunday 10th May 2020
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amazing driver said:
Neighbour next door but one smokes outside his front door. I don't mind that, but I do mind the smoke wafting through my open window. am too lazy to close the window for five minutes. P****s me off to be honest.
Fixed that for you smile

amazing driver

270 posts

78 months

Sunday 10th May 2020
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Voldemort said:
Fixed that for you smile
Shouldn't have to inconvenience myself because of neighbourly antisocial behaviour.