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Norfolkit

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2,394 posts

219 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2020
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On Sunday, I had to call the Coastguard for the first time in my life.
Walking the dog along the beach we spotted a suspicious object poking up from the sand (the Norfolk coast had a lot of military sites during WW2, lots of pillboxes still standing)
This was it


Went home, called the Coastguard and emailed the picture to them. They agreed that it looked a bit "bangy", so contacted the EOD chaps down in Colchester who agreed it needed their attention. Coastguard cordoned off that section of section of the beach. EOD team turned up yesterday and (I quote from the Coastguard report) "on closer inspection it was decided the object was safe, and dug out but no one seems to know what it is".
This is how they left it


They don't know what it is and I sure as hell don't, so what is it?



Edited by Norfolkit on Tuesday 23 June 23:51

thainy77

3,347 posts

227 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2020
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Did you find out what was on the other end? looks like a fitting on the end of some tubing, like an older version of an Autoclave fitting.

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2020
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Norfolken idea. confused


getmecoat

Norfolkit

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2,394 posts

219 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2020
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thainy77 said:
Did you find out what was on the other end? looks like a fitting on the end of some tubing, like an older version of an Autoclave fitting.
I ran away after the first picture, it was the EOD chaps who did the digging.

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Could it be some sort of old domestic gas fitting?
Is that a jet at the end?

My grandparents' seaside chalet bungalow in the dunes had gas lighting and gas fires and a gas cooker. That was back in the 1950s.
Its' location now would be about 100 yards out to sea due to coastal erosion there. ( Hemsby )

Norfolkit

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Wednesday 24th June 2020
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glenrobbo said:
Could it be some sort of old domestic gas fitting?
Is that a jet at the end?

My grandparents' seaside chalet bungalow in the dunes had gas lighting and gas fires and a gas cooker. That was back in the 1950s.
Its' location now would be about 100 yards out to sea due to coastal erosion there. ( Hemsby )
Bit chunky for a gas fitting, the main "body" of it is 3-4 inches across.

PS your "grandparents' seaside chalet bungalow" will be a lot further than 100 yards out, the coast is retreating very quickly there (no sea wall).


jules_s

5,256 posts

262 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Cast off Pron prop

Social distancing needed

Flumpo

4,024 posts

102 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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When you say ‘this is how they left it’, surely you mean, ‘after being unable to identify it, they disposed of the 1920s looking sex aid.’

Hopefully this wasn’t left anywhere?

ninepoint2

4,086 posts

189 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Alien penis I think wink

pip t

1,366 posts

196 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Norfolkit said:
glenrobbo said:
Could it be some sort of old domestic gas fitting?
Is that a jet at the end?

My grandparents' seaside chalet bungalow in the dunes had gas lighting and gas fires and a gas cooker. That was back in the 1950s.
Its' location now would be about 100 yards out to sea due to coastal erosion there. ( Hemsby )
Bit chunky for a gas fitting, the main "body" of it is 3-4 inches across.

PS your "grandparents' seaside chalet bungalow" will be a lot further than 100 yards out, the coast is retreating very quickly there (no sea wall).
Are there groynes on the beach? Or on a beach nearby? The tubing leading to it looks vaguely like it could be waterproof electrical shielding? Some groynes have marker lights on the end....possible an old fitting for one of those?

Norfolkit

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Wednesday 24th June 2020
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pip t said:
Are there groynes on the beach? Or on a beach nearby? The tubing leading to it looks vaguely like it could be waterproof electrical shielding? Some groynes have marker lights on the end....possible an old fitting for one of those?
Lots of groynes but none of them have lights (not really any (inshore) marine traffic apart from the lifeboat and I guess they know their way around), may have done in the past I guess.

Norfolkit

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Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Flumpo said:
When you say ‘this is how they left it’, surely you mean, ‘after being unable to identify it, they disposed of the 1920s looking sex aid.’

Hopefully this wasn’t left anywhere?
It's still there so "left" it was.

CoolHands

23,443 posts

224 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Looks like a wassname from a toilet cistern

AndrewCrown

2,501 posts

143 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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First thought was a very rusted part of a military high gain antenna.

Ayahuasca

27,581 posts

308 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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What’s at the other end of the tube?

Norfolkit

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Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Ayahuasca said:
What’s at the other end of the tube?
Sand at the minute, surprised they didn't take it away to stop someone else reporting it.


AlexRS2782

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242 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Flumpo said:
When you say ‘this is how they left it’, surely you mean, ‘after being unable to identify it, they disposed of the 1920s looking sex aid.’

Hopefully this wasn’t left anywhere?
Yep, heritage dildo by the looks of it. Possibly part of an early prototype sex machine or a Drilldo hehe

Edit - don't Google that on a work / company computer, NSFW, etc, etc hehe

Magooagain

13,454 posts

199 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Some part if an old structure that's been removed. It looks like it's been bashed with a digger bucket at some point.

It's probably cast into a lump of concrete at the other end.

expensivegarms

683 posts

226 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Looks like an old lead potend. Cant tell if thats cable coming off the back of it though.

Hotspark

48 posts

81 months

Wednesday 24th June 2020
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Hmmm, interesting. I was thinking some sort of actuator based on the possible threaded end and ball-bearing type head. There's a section of threads that have taken on a bit of corrosion suggesting it could have been screwed into a body.

Could have been electrical, but that tail looks rigid, maybe it's hydraulic, a pressure relief valve. Ball-bearing held in place with a spring scratchchin

In fact, looks like the threads, if they are, are lefties. Ignore my hypothesis getmecoat

Edited by Hotspark on Wednesday 24th June 07:37