What's the biggest thing you need a key for?
What's the biggest thing you need a key for?
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jayemm89

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4,466 posts

159 months

Thursday 25th June 2020
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I had a random thought the other day, what is the biggest/most expensive piece of machinery that requires a key to operate it?

I was just thinking some of the airlines I had been on were so badly run it wouldnt surprise me if the pilot couldn't find the keys to start the plane, but a quick google told me that's unlikely on a 747.

However, something suitably large or expensive must still have a key. Giant earth mover, or a super yacht perhaps? Bonus points for a picture of the key

FourWheelDrift

92,297 posts

313 months

Thursday 25th June 2020
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dxg

10,732 posts

289 months

Thursday 25th June 2020
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My heart.

MillenniumFalcon

469 posts

212 months

Thursday 25th June 2020
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Key to a Titan II....innocuous little thing!

Big-Bo-Beep

884 posts

83 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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Zoobeef

6,004 posts

187 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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Our trains are quite long and have keys.

sherman

15,226 posts

244 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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I still have the keys for my work place. A 100 seat pub thats currently boarded up.

donkmeister

12,886 posts

129 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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Not THE biggest but possibly most powerful; Soyuz... Sort of.

The ignition sequence for Soyuz includes inserting and turning a key. However, the key and slot are in the bunker rather than the crew capsule.

CharlieH89

9,080 posts

194 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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I’ve got 10 driver keys on the desk infront of me right now that would allow you to drive a train if you knew what to do smile

rigga

8,806 posts

230 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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CharlieH89 said:
I’ve got 10 driver keys on the desk infront of me right now that would allow you to drive a train if you knew what to do smile
Ok you win


paua

8,863 posts

172 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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jayemm89 said:
I had a random thought the other day, what is the biggest/most expensive piece of machinery that requires a key to operate it?

Bonus points for a picture of the key
"er in doors's chastity belt. & no, I'm not attaching any photos. laugh

Voldemort

7,563 posts

307 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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There are some fenced ranches in Australia that are bigger than most UK counties. The gates are usually open but could be secured with a fairly normal padlock.

ARHarh

4,892 posts

136 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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Voldemort said:
There are some fenced ranches in Australia that are bigger than most UK counties. The gates are usually open but could be secured with a fairly normal padlock.
Pity the bloke who has to check the fences.

"Just off to check the fences, see you in a few months"

paua

8,863 posts

172 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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Voldemort said:
There are some fenced ranches in Australia that are bigger than most UK COUNTRIES. The gates are usually open but could be secured with a fairly normal padlock.
FTFY wink

Dan_1981

18,098 posts

228 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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paua said:
Voldemort said:
There are some fenced ranches in Australia that are bigger than most UK COUNTRIES. The gates are usually open but could be secured with a fairly normal padlock.
FTFY wink
Anna Creek Station apparently is the biggest.

Slightly bigger than Israel.

Buzz84

1,700 posts

178 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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I am a maintenance engineer in a huge factory, I have a master key that opens pretty much any door in the place. Does that count?

rastapasta

2,549 posts

167 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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My Fendt 612 LSA Turbomatik


W124Bob

1,863 posts

204 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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As an aside, back when the old fashioned diesel multiple unit was a daily sight the ignition key(it didn't start the engines just turned the electrics on) would also fit my Rover P5B. I'm pretty sure both had Smiths stamped on them!

LimaDelta

8,492 posts

247 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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MillenniumFalcon said:


Key to a Titan II....innocuous little thing!
Where did you get that?

paua

8,863 posts

172 months

Friday 26th June 2020
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LimaDelta said:
MillenniumFalcon said:


Key to a Titan II....innocuous little thing!
Where did you get that?
I'd like to know, too. Looks suspiciously like the key to the aforementioned chastity belt.