Worst Sounds of All Time

[davhill]

Aha, a bandwagon to be jumped upon. I'll start.

Rap 'music' i.e. boasting to a beat.

Kawasaki KLR chain-driven electric start in use.

Darth Vader's fighter thingy's engine (see above).

Go ahead, fill thy boots.

[Pvapour]

The sound in my head reading another stupid post.

[littleowl]

[Drive it fix it repeat]

My boss doing his stupid little nervous cough before he complains about something that I've either not finished or ive deliberately left as I'm thinking ahead and know it will be covered over or whatever. One day I'll belt him before he has a chance to begin his sentence

[DAVEVO9]

Please no more cold gay st
Oh and “RAP” is 75% CRAP

[p4cks]

The ticking sound behind you when starting up your 996

[Troubleatmill]

Every single underpowered 4 cylinder car with a el sto exhaust system designed to annoy everyone outside the car for miles
Every single underpowered 4 cylinder car with a el sto stereo system designed to annoy everyone outside the car for miles
Morning prayers
Church bells
Kids screaming

[davhill]

Wayne and Kevin with their weeny two wheelers that lost their silncer baffles
in the search for 'performance'.

[MYOB]

Alarm clock.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

The bagpipes.

[ade73]

Turbo dump valves (bellends)

Diesel cars

Chavs

Scousers

Kids crying

[MikeM6]

Loud mopeds
Upward inflections on every sentence, or the word 'vintagy' being uttered...
Pops and bangs


But I do like Coldplay.

[RDMcG]

Shepard tones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzNzgsAE4F0

[Wacky Racer]

Rap music....it's all st.

[WJNB]

Janet Street Porters & Chris Packham's voices.
The contrived screeches of excessive laughter by Naga Munchetty on BBC Breakfast when she's desperate to be noticed. Nobody else ever seems to need to act so, can't think why.
"You're nicked son".
Any diesel engine but especially on my company Vauxhall Vectra - oh the shame.

[eldar]

Dentist's drill.

[Japveesix]

An unexpected loud wet fart
A crying baby at any time between 9pm and 6am
The sound of nextdoor's strimmer when you're attempting to relax in the garden
Someone saying "I'm sorry you didn't get the job" or "Sorry to tell you XXX has died"

[MikeM6]

Just thought of another one, northerners saying "high-yaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

[Europa1]

Japveesix said:

An unexpected loud wet fart

Unless you have complete confidence, always go to the lavatory to fart.

[whitesocks]

The 'Death Rattle'

It's not a pleasant sound.