Come on, you can tell us, deep down you are Pavlov's Dog

[DickyC]

If I hear the word Flash I have to recite, "Ah-ah-ah! Saviour of the Universe!" This has been happening for years, long before the current TV advert.

It's such a burden.

[320d is all you need]

DickyC said:

If I hear the word Flash I have to recite, "Ah-ah-ah! Saviour of the Universe!" This has been happening for years, long before the current TV advert.

It's such a burden.

Where has all the mud gone?

[Randy Winkman]

Every time I hear French racing cyclist Romain Bardet's name in the Tour de France coverage on TV I have to sing :

"Ba day, ba day, ba wadladie day!"

(On a Ragga Tip by SL2)

And I don't even like that record.

[Fullook]

Too many to mention - my initial offering:

The country Costa Rica.

Has to be referred to as "Costa Rica Ka Ka Ka"

Ref: Ulrika Jonsson / Vic Reeves / Shooting Stars

[FunkyNige]

Seeing the 'Danger Horses' signs on the road I always sing "Crazy Horses, waaaaa oo aaaa" ( link)

[Fullook]

My cousin's wife, called Leonie.

Also (always) known as "Eeel Leeownay" - in an awful nasal drawl.

By way of homage to Murray Walker referring to Nigel Mansel by the nickname "il leone" he was given by Ferrari fans in his time at the team.

[mywifeshusband]

If in a conversation some says "It means nothing to me", I have to say "O Vienna".


But often I say both lines for very poor comedic effect.

[Randy Winkman]

FunkyNige said:

Seeing the 'Danger Horses' signs on the road I always sing "Crazy Horses, waaaaa oo aaaa" ( link)

[V40TC]

we have "what's for dinner"
dinner dinner dinner Batman! ensues

[njw1]

If someone says the word 'unbelievable' to me I have to say Jeff after it.

[DickyC]

If a car manoeuvres without indicating i say out loud, in a high-pitched childlike voice, "He got no indicators, that man."

I've no idea where it came from, it may be of my own invention. Either way it annoys the fk out of me.

[Skyedriver]

Quite a few tourists around our way.
every time a car with plates from Holland goes the other way I sing "Pass the Dutchy on the left hand side". Wife hates it. Maybe because we are passing it on the RHS.....?


By the way who is Pavlov?

[coppernorks]

If ever someone called Dan is mentioned the following rhyme must be intoned:

Dan Dan, funny wee man,
Baked his bread in a frying pan,
Combed his hair with the leg of a chair,
Dan Dan, funny wee man.

[jonamv8]

njw1 said:

If someone says the word 'unbelievable' to me I have to say Jeff after it.

This ^^^

[DickyC]

Skyedriver said:

By the way who is Pavlov?

Pavlov conditioned his dog to salivate when he (the dog) heard a hand bell. During the conditioning, Pavlov would sound the bell when he gave the dog some food. The dog learned to associate the bell with food.

[voyds9]

Wife : Can you put the kettle on
Me: No my hips are too wide.

Wife: Can you turn the light on
Me : Hey light I think you're really sexy

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

I've got millions...

Every time I saw or heard



I had to say tablet.

If I see Rosamund Pike I must say don't tell him.

In the 80s/90s we used to play word association football. That was funny (to us) in a group. Zidane..you're rocking the boat.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

You'll need to be a certain age...

..but if anybody says Yup I have to say Derwall (derval)

[Esceptico]

Struggling to think of specific examples yet it happens all the time, principally with references to Red Dwarf, Black Adder, Father Ted or Monty Python (more the films than the TV series). In jokes with my wife and daughter. Other people, if they overhear us, most wonder what they hell we are talking about.

[Monkeylegend]

Everytime somebody says they are thunderstruck I can't but help go na na na na na na na na boom boom.