Ask a civil servant anything
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echazfraz

Original Poster:

772 posts

176 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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Right then - I tried to do this a few months ago under a new account and received a virtual smackdown from mods.

But perhaps now is the time to try again under my regular guise while I eat a late lunch.

I am a civil servant in a central UK government department in Westminster. I am not in the senior civil service but nor am I junior. I have a technical role that both supports policy making, implementation and enforcement, and also stakeholders outside government.

There are of course questions that I can't answer, or won't answer, and all views are mine and mine alone.

That said: ask me anything.


toasty

8,405 posts

249 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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Is Miller Lite still 35p a pint in the bar? It was last time I worked in the civil service.

Is Papa Bruno's the best place for a fry up near the Home office?

OK a serious one, do you still have flexi-time that allows you to take huge amounts of holiday?


bockaaarck

416 posts

197 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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I imagine one the biggest challenges faced. Is constant political influence in what you / your colleagues are trying to get done? What’s it like when you’ve got some numpty in government telling you to do “X” when everyone in the team / office / department knows “Y” is the best thing to do?

Uhtred

487 posts

71 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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What area of policy?

echazfraz

Original Poster:

772 posts

176 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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toasty said:
Is Miller Lite still 35p a pint in the bar? It was last time I worked in the civil service.

Is Papa Bruno's the best place for a fry up near the Home office?

OK a serious one, do you still have flexi-time that allows you to take huge amounts of holiday?
No bar in our building but there is a gym so no idea!

Not been to Papa Bruno's unless it's the one on Marsham Street under the awning, in which case it's great, so, possibly?

We do have flexi but it's capped, so no ridiculous accruals and then months off that I know of.

echazfraz

Original Poster:

772 posts

176 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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bockaaarck said:
I imagine one the biggest challenges faced. Is constant political influence in what you / your colleagues are trying to get done? What’s it like when you’ve got some numpty in government telling you to do “X” when everyone in the team / office / department knows “Y” is the best thing to do?
Well I guess that's the job in a nutshell - we are here to support whoever is in the seat at the time. And that varies from minister to minister, party to party.

They ultimately make the decisions with the information that we give them and in my time here I can't think of a situation where we've been at complete loggerheads.

Sorry, bit of a boring answer, it's nowhere near as like The Thick of It as I was expecting.

echazfraz

Original Poster:

772 posts

176 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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Uhtred said:
What area of policy?
This is one of the ones that I am going to go all teflon on I'm afraid - it's UK-wide and affects us all, is all I'll say for now.

ElectricSoup

8,202 posts

180 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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How does anyone working at the Home Office currently live with themselves, given the absolute stshow of a Home Secretary we've got, and in fact all those we have had now for 10 years? Windrush, EU citizens not getting the automatic right to remain as promised, hostile environment etc. The list is endless and must be absolutely soul destroying to anyone with a conscience.

TwigtheWonderkid

49,040 posts

179 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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ElectricSoup said:
How does anyone working at the Home Office currently live with themselves, given the absolute stshow of a Home Secretary we've got,
Perhaps, but at least she is taking on the counter terrorists.

blueg33

46,411 posts

253 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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Hate to have to say this - My Ops Director has recently been working with the civil service in Westminster on a procurement issue relating to Covid

He came back and said he would fire the lot of you - sorry

I have never seen him so frustrated, he set up our worldwide supply chain for 1000's of individual components, including the logistics, and he reckons those in Westminster who deal with similar are incompetant. All theorists but unable to actually make anything happen.

So my question - who really does the thinking for MInisters, the Ministers themselves or the special advisors?

Harrison-91xcg

308 posts

130 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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What happened with the Covid messaging farce Monday? Why was it delayed, who do you think of the 4 leaked ("In the room where it happened") info to the press?

Also, do you think the government would be better run by computers?

Do you believe in any of your key leaders?

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

263 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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What grade are you and what building do you work in?

Uhtred

487 posts

71 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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echazfraz said:
This is one of the ones that I am going to go all teflon on I'm afraid - it's UK-wide and affects us all, is all I'll say for now.
Thought as much. I’m a Civil Servant as well (not Uk Gov) so was just testing you wink

anonymous-user

83 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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Do you have a final salary pension?

dundarach

6,226 posts

257 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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Are you at work right now?

Are you browsing PH on the office machine?

Are you home based with your home PC (and PH) next to you?


Lotobear

9,054 posts

157 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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What do you think of Dom?

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

202 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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What time does the tea trolley come round?

echazfraz

Original Poster:

772 posts

176 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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ElectricSoup said:
How does anyone working at the Home Office currently live with themselves, given the absolute stshow of a Home Secretary we've got, and in fact all those we have had now for 10 years? Windrush, EU citizens not getting the automatic right to remain as promised, hostile environment etc. The list is endless and must be absolutely soul destroying to anyone with a conscience.
There are certain things that I am thankful that I'm not involved in, and some of those are what you've written.

Contrary to popular / pub belief, and to some level my own belief, most people that I see in the civil service really do care and want to make a difference. There is no doubt that it's a huge machine with some parts that could do with fixing though.

Zoon

7,304 posts

150 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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Is there anyone having an affair in the office?
If so is she fit?

echazfraz

Original Poster:

772 posts

176 months

Tuesday 3rd November 2020
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blueg33 said:
Hate to have to say this - My Ops Director has recently been working with the civil service in Westminster on a procurement issue relating to Covid

He came back and said he would fire the lot of you - sorry

I have never seen him so frustrated, he set up our worldwide supply chain for 1000's of individual components, including the logistics, and he reckons those in Westminster who deal with similar are incompetant. All theorists but unable to actually make anything happen.

So my question - who really does the thinking for MInisters, the Ministers themselves or the special advisors?
You didn't have to say it. And I've met a lot of Ops Directors not worth a toss, if we're generalising wink

One of the reasons that outside agencies are brought in is because there is not expertise in every area in the civil service. And the nature of it is that there is deliberation, and thought, and signoff at lots of levels, etc. because it's public money that's being dealt with, for example. But could we be better? Absolutely. The bureaucracy is sometimes infuriating and I do wonder why we employ experts and then don't let them act like experts.

But onto your question - bit of both. Spads are literally there to think, so that's what they do. And they frequently need guidance on specifics as they tend to be generalists. Again, those I've met are not the media cariacatures they're made out to be.

At my place we've been quite lucky here in that we're working with people who at least understand what they are responsible for.