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Doofus

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34,355 posts

202 months

Thursday 5th November 2020
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Seriously, what's the fascination?

When I was a kid (6, 7 8), our village had an annual fireworks display. I remember being freezing cold, I remember the smell of cordite and I remember writing with sparklers. I don't remember the fireworks.

The village near where we have a house in France has an annual 'sound and light' show in July. Professionally arranged and costing tens of thousands. We've been three times in fifteen years and the final time we left half way through. We've done that, and there's nothing new to see.

And that's a 'proper' computer-controlled and choreographed show. Isn't letting off half a dozen rockets in your back garden just a bit st? Aren't you secretly disappointed that you spent a couple of hundred quid to stand in your back yard in the rain, pissing off the neighbours? Isn't it all incredibly chav? Why do people do it year after year?

Has anybody ever asked their spouse and kids if they really enjoy fireworks? I'll bet most of them would rather you spent the money on something fun.

Spare tyre

12,558 posts

159 months

Thursday 5th November 2020
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Everyone is different I guess

BoRED S2upid

21,047 posts

269 months

Thursday 5th November 2020
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If you’re 4 and 7 believe me fireworks are the best thing ever. And what’s a couple hundred quid going to buy you that’s more fun than some explosions in your back garden? The fact we can still go into a shop and buy a car full of explosives in this day should be embraced.

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 5th November 2020
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Spare tyre said:
Everyone is different I guess
Especially those around here that were letting them off at 1am this morning!!!!!!

Mobile Chicane

21,995 posts

241 months

Thursday 5th November 2020
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My village has an excellent display and huge bonfire - sadly cancelled this year.

It's a good excuse to get everyone out for a piss-up.

Old Merc

3,809 posts

196 months

Thursday 5th November 2020
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Mobile Chicane said:
My village has an excellent display and huge bonfire - sadly cancelled this year.

It's a good excuse to get everyone out for a piss-up.
Yes, a properly organised and safe display, with the proceeds going to a charity, is the only way.

People getting pissed, letting off fireworks at home, all the potential safety issues, scaring next neighbour`s dog stless, is not the way.

I`m amazed that people can still walk into a corner shop and buy a few hundred quids worth of explosives.

StevieBee

15,315 posts

284 months

Thursday 5th November 2020
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Regardless of where one stands on private fireworks, I find it remarkable that they can still be purchased for home use.


otolith

68,800 posts

233 months

Thursday 5th November 2020
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I agree with the OP on sanitised professional displays (I'd rather watch them on TV where it's warm) and disagree on garden fireworks.

CallThatMusic

2,887 posts

117 months

Thursday 5th November 2020
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It’s just bampots who buy and set off fireworks these days...

AlexRS2782

8,513 posts

242 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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catweasle said:
Especially those around here that were letting them off at 1am this morning!!!!!!
Someone fairly close to us started setting them off at dead on 12:01am - went on for about 20 odd minutes. Never seen that happen before so I can only assume it was someone either celebrating the start of Lockdown 2 or some form of protest at the restrictions.

Fairly quiet in the evening though, although i think most people round here seemed to be getting it done between Friday & Sunday last week - i assume as they wanted to do it before the restrictions came in so they could still have the odd friend / family member round.

AndyAudi

3,971 posts

251 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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I love fireworks, we’re all different

(I think folk that shell out money to go to concerts & get squashed, cold & wet are weird when they could watch/listen at home?)

Some folk maybe just appreciate different things live, when I was choosing mine this year I watched them on video clips in the store, I didn’t get the same buzz but did get excited with the anticipation

Timberwolf

5,374 posts

247 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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Loved them when I was a kid and it was one night. (Nobody let off fireworks for New Year, and we didn't know anybody who celebrated Eid or Diwali). You'd look forward to it for months, wonder who was hosting the party, work through a box of inevitably underwhelming Standard fireworks and the point at which someone would accidentally strip a newly-painted door by nailing a catherine wheel to it. Burnt sausages, off-brand cola in plastic cups and dropping more marshmallows into the fire than anyone managed to eat.

I think Bonfire Night and the like have been ruined by the gradual spreading out over the surrounding weeks and the number of people who treat it more as an excuse to make an antisocial noise late at night than a chance to have some fun with friends and family. By the time the 5th rolls round I find I'm so fed up with having to calm the dogs down or being woken up by yet another tit who needs to have their display at 1am the last thing on my mind is lighting a few fireworks myself. Which is a shame, because I think I'd still love it if it was more "special".

MikeT66

2,693 posts

153 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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Timberwolf said:
Loved them when I was a kid and it was one night. (Nobody let off fireworks for New Year, and we didn't know anybody who celebrated Eid or Diwali). You'd look forward to it for months, wonder who was hosting the party, work through a box of inevitably underwhelming Standard fireworks and the point at which someone would accidentally strip a newly-painted door by nailing a catherine wheel to it. Burnt sausages, off-brand cola in plastic cups and dropping more marshmallows into the fire than anyone managed to eat.

I think Bonfire Night and the like have been ruined by the gradual spreading out over the surrounding weeks and the number of people who treat it more as an excuse to make an antisocial noise late at night than a chance to have some fun with friends and family. By the time the 5th rolls round I find I'm so fed up with having to calm the dogs down or being woken up by yet another tit who needs to have their display at 1am the last thing on my mind is lighting a few fireworks myself. Which is a shame, because I think I'd still love it if it was more "special".
Yes, a lot of this sounds familiar! However, as we always had loads of pets when I was a kid my mother refused to ever have fireworks, so it was local organised displays at cricket clubs/rugby clubs, etc.

Here in South Manchester we hear fireworks fireworks started going off a couple of weeks ago, and will probably continue for a few more weeks. We never heard them on any other night apart from the 5th, too - regardless of whether it was school the next day or not. I still like watching them, but it's the massive bomb-like blasts that I don't get - I can't help but think that these ones are just for the anti-social element of creating noise for the sake of it.

WolfAir

456 posts

164 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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I'm sorry "a couple of hundred on fireworks" what in the world are you buying.. uranium fireworks?
There are a close unlimited amount of people selling dodgy fireworks all over, which in my opinion are the best ones... Not sure if something is going to explode in your face is part of the fun.

Last year i bought a brand of cheap enough fireworks and the packaging was flimsy.. when we lit the 16 shot.. it fell over and instead of shooting upwards.. shot all 16 shots at once.. at the kids. after the initial "oh fk" moment and everyone running inside to saved themselves.. it was hilarious.
This year though due to lock down rules and none of the family getting together for the bonfire party, we decided wasnt worth it..
Still, fireworks are superb fun..

alorotom

12,782 posts

216 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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WolfAir said:
I'm sorry "a couple of hundred on fireworks" what in the world are you buying.. uranium fireworks?
There are a close unlimited amount of people selling dodgy fireworks all over, which in my opinion are the best ones... Not sure if something is going to explode in your face is part of the fun.

Last year i bought a brand of cheap enough fireworks and the packaging was flimsy.. when we lit the 16 shot.. it fell over and instead of shooting upwards.. shot all 16 shots at once.. at the kids. after the initial "oh fk" moment and everyone running inside to saved themselves.. it was hilarious.
This year though due to lock down rules and none of the family getting together for the bonfire party, we decided wasnt worth it..
Still, fireworks are superb fun..
Really not sure if this is serious or in gest.

If it is indeed serious, you need to spend some time on a burns unit or with some burns victims specifically from fireworks mishaps to see just how life changing this could end up. Especially when the kids aren’t present out of choice but for their parents and parent’s’ friends idiocy..

67Dino

3,644 posts

134 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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Think we might be in the last few years of big fireworks, as they get replaced with safer and more flexible drone light shows...



Doofus

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34,355 posts

202 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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Timberwolf said:
Loved them when I was a kid and it was one night. (Nobody let off fireworks for New Year, and we didn't know anybody who celebrated Eid or Diwali). You'd look forward to it for months, wonder who was hosting the party, work through a box of inevitably underwhelming Standard fireworks and the point at which someone would accidentally strip a newly-painted door by nailing a catherine wheel to it. Burnt sausages, off-brand cola in plastic cups and dropping more marshmallows into the fire than anyone managed to eat.
But several of the things of which you have fond memories aren't fireworks.

hyphen

26,262 posts

119 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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I though this thread would be about how I could become a millionaire Forex trader frown

DoubleSix

12,540 posts

205 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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BoRED S2upid said:
If you’re 4 and 7 believe me fireworks are the best thing ever. And what’s a couple hundred quid going to buy you that’s more fun than some explosions in your back garden? The fact we can still go into a shop and buy a car full of explosives in this day should be embraced.
Yup. Exact age of my two.. i had a couple of large commercial grade multi-shots left over from my wedding...

Kids LOVED it, and i had fun lighting them. What’s not to like.

StevieBee

15,315 posts

284 months

Friday 6th November 2020
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You'll never experience true disappointment until you experience indoor fireworks.

The two I remember were 'Volcano', which seemed to create a turd in front of your very eyes and 'Snowstorm' which generated dust.