Inappropriate experience days
Inappropriate experience days
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General George Smiley

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5,048 posts

110 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Trying to find an inappropriate experience day for a friendsChristmas present

Something like be a road sweeper for a day, was hoping for something like an animal husbandry day where they have to milk a stallion

Any ideas or links for something a bit different

The Moose

23,677 posts

238 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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When I clicked on the thread title, that wasn’t where I saw the thread going hehe

Blatter

915 posts

220 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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I once had Jim Fix It for me to milk a cow blindfolded……...

General George Smiley

Original Poster:

5,048 posts

110 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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Blatter said:
I once had Jim Fix It for me to milk a cow blindfolded……...
Blindfolded? Sheer bloody luxury

General George Smiley

Original Poster:

5,048 posts

110 months

Sunday 29th November 2020
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The Moose said:
When I clicked on the thread title, that wasn’t where I saw the thread going hehe
Cheers General George Smiley

Jonmx

2,923 posts

242 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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How about a taxidermy day? A morning pulling guts out of a dead mouse or similar whilst having to feign real interest to the creepy Uncle Fester running the course. As an added bonus he'll have a grisly souvenir as a keepsake.
https://www.taxidermyuk.net/tuition/

Mr MXT

7,786 posts

312 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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If your friend is a man, how about Burlesque Performance classes?

Spare tyre

12,558 posts

159 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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Ask a local cleaning company if your mate can do an experience day with them

Ambleton

7,265 posts

221 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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What about something like a pole dancing taster class?

Actually, maybe he'll just sit to one side and watch the other participants... bit creepy tho.

rodericb

8,872 posts

155 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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Ambleton said:
What about something like a pole dancing taster class?

Actually, maybe he'll just sit to one side and watch the other participants... bit creepy tho.
Now that's a profession I've not heard of. Do they have sets spots where they sample or do they just taste wherever they think they need/want to?

Drive it fix it repeat

1,046 posts

80 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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General George Smiley said:
The Moose said:
When I clicked on the thread title, that wasn’t where I saw the thread going hehe
Cheers General George Smiley
biglaugh

Ambleton

7,265 posts

221 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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rodericb said:
Ambleton said:
What about something like a pole dancing taster class?

Actually, maybe he'll just sit to one side and watch the other participants... bit creepy tho.
Now that's a profession I've not heard of. Do they have sets spots where they sample or do they just taste wherever they think they need/want to?
rofl

I bet the "sweet spot" is about 50-100cm from the floor. Much higher than that and there'll be too much "hand", lower and all you'll get is "feet"

hurl

(Two of my wife's friends do pole for fitness, and they're both mad as a box of frogs. One of them is a certifiable nut case - list time she was at our house she knocked me out cold ofter tackling me to the floor and i hit my head on a step we have between the living room and dining room. She's hot, but christ almighty i wouldn't touch her with yours, let alone mine)

General George Smiley

Original Poster:

5,048 posts

110 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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Found an animal husbandry experience

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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How about a day down the sewers carving fatbergs? tongue outlick

Gary29

5,212 posts

128 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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Isn't he just going to say "fk that I'm not going to do that" ?

Sheepshanks

40,990 posts

148 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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Gary29 said:
Isn't he just going to say "fk that I'm not going to do that" ?
That could be the perfect business model!

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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Nothing wrong with helping your Uncle Jack off a horse. smile

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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As much as the idea of this is quite amusing, surely buying one of these things is just a waste of money??

I mean, if someone bought me an experience day of 'Learn to burlesque dance' or 'Learn taxidermy' I would snigger briefly when I opened the envelope and read it, then I would just chuck it in the bin.

No one in their right mind would turn up to something they didn't want to do.

The Moose

23,677 posts

238 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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General George Smiley said:
Found an animal husbandry experience
Link?!

Wouldn't be the worst thing to spend a day doing*!!!

*depending on how involved you get wink

Chainsaw Rebuild

2,137 posts

131 months

Monday 30th November 2020
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I think the trick will be to give him a voucher for a mystery experience day. You then pick him up and deliver him for his 8 hours of shovelling elephant poo or whatever.