Have you ever invented a new word accidentally?

[Clive Milk]

I think I might have, though not checked up the Oxford English...


Frivia


In relation to this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-55717...

It was a cross between frivolity and trivia. "That's just Frivia.... "








Any words you have invented that need to be in the expurgated version of Websters?

[Palooka]

Pundemic:- a strange phenomena which can persist at length in various previously amusing threads reducing them to pale and emaciated versions of their former selves.

[Europa Jon]

Prospective girlfriend: pussibility.

[Evoluzione]

I occasionally shop at Lidlaldi. (I can never remember which is which). I used to shop at Curryscomet. Only one is left now and I still don't remember which it is.

[320d is all you need]

Possimppable. Possible and Simple.

[cologne2792]

My daughter suggested that if a horse slows down as it approached you, it was, " uncantering "

[rjben]

Masterbatrium. Located between living room and wkatarium.

[bomb]

Fridgestrone soup. Soup made from whatever you can find lurking in the back of your fridge.

[A993LAD]

My in-laws use the phrase "spot bk right" if something is correct or perfectly placed.

Ie when measuring and cutting something then trying it for size - "yup spot bk right"

They use it all the time.

Never heard it anywhere else so always thought they might have invented it

[chopper602]

Twunt

a combination swear-word, which in this format is totally unoffensive. In original form is not nice in mixed company.

[bristolbaron]

Not a word as such, but my grandfather dies at the start of lockdown 1. On a daily walk with my 4y/o we went through a cemetery and used it as a chance to talk to him about life/death and read gravestones etc. On the way out he said “that body museum was really big!”. From now until I die cemeteries will be referred to as Body Museums.

[Hammer67]

Spanker

A Spurs supporter.

[andygo]

Not sure if it's new, but my normally sweary free wife occasionally comes out with"buggerybks' when provoked.

[Drive it fix it repeat]

Going down to my mum and her partners Cornwall holiday home with my mother driving. Mum, who is Normally a fairly quiet and reasonably well spoken, small lady. Rolled down her window and summoned all of her 4 foot 10 physique and shouted with impressive gusto, WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU fkING wkSTAIN! I had never heard wkstain used as a personal insult before and it caused me and my stepdad a great deal of amusement while mum seemed quite embarrassed. We regularly remind her of this and it is a commonly used derogatory phrase amongst family now

[Soloman Dodd]

Binterference.


Unwarranted criticism from a wife or girlfriend.

[eldar]

Fleecigan or cardileece. A cross between a fleece jacket and a cardigan.

[J4CKO]

Not new, but re used, always think Trampoline sounds like a product used say in A and E for cleaning vagrants.

[Evoluzione]

Aswell.

[some bloke]

Dramage - when you break things after drinking whisky.

[DavieW]

A few years ago I bought a couple of sheets of wrapping paper from Clinton Cards.
Shop assistant - "Would you like your paper rolled or folded?"
Me - "Rolded"

My wife stills takes the P years later.