What Keys Are On Your Keyring?
What Keys Are On Your Keyring?
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Marty Funkhouser

Original Poster:

5,443 posts

210 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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Mine:

1 Key for car
4 x lock keys for container storage locks
1 x front door latch
1 x front door mortice lock
1 x I can't remember and its been on for at least 3 years

Also on there is a family shot from the log ride at Wicksteed Park

Photo can be posted if required.

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

159 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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On my car keys

Car key
Access fob
Door key
Spa card thing

Oh my van keys
Van key
High security lock key
8 of the keys I use most for fire alarms
Fish key for emergency lights
House key
Fob for the front door
Key for my mums house

Plymo

1,267 posts

118 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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I don't have one! I keep my keys separate, the idea being that if I lose one I'm not completely keyless! I only keep my car and house keys on me permanently though, the rest like my bike caravan or storage keys are left at home unless they are needed (Or forgotten...)

My partner on the other hand has a keyring with loads of keys, including for a roof box we no longer have and 2 enormous photo fobs! It's ridiculous

Clifford Chambers

28,977 posts

212 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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How bored are we discussing keys.

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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I keep all of the keys to my concubines' chastity belts in a secure key cabinet in my safe.

But I can't remember the combination . frown

FML

weeping

Rick101

7,188 posts

179 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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It's 2341.

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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Rick101 said:
It's 2341.
Thanks Rick. thumbup

I kept thinking it was 80085.

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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Front door key
keys to 2 padlocks on garage
key to shed
usb key

Work keys
Fob to access building
alarm fob and key for one building
alarm fob and key for second building


Car key, nothing on it as it sits in my pocket

alorotom

12,782 posts

216 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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Car key ... just the car key

House key ... just the front door key for my house

Garage ... just the garage door fob/bleeper thing

Etc

I don’t like jangling.

ApOrbital

10,586 posts

147 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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One key for my car and 5 other house keys and a bottle opener from WW2.

sherman

15,222 posts

244 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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1 x car key
1 x front door key
1 x back door key
1 x shed key
1 x side gate key
1 x parents house key
1 x parents house alarm fob
1 x parents garage door key
1 x bottle opener

djcube

545 posts

99 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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Reminds me of when I was an apprentice many many years ago. One of the lads had a huge bunch of keys, a real handful, he seemed to be very proud of them, a real status symbol. At that time my key ring had two keys, my motorbike and a front door key to mum and dads house. Back to this huge bunch of keys, as far as we could ascertain the only key that did anything was the one that got his motorbike going.

His motorbike had the key switch mounted under the petrol tank so he didn't notice what was, perhaps, inevitable. He came in to the apprentice room one morning in a proper state. The bike key had given up, broken off during the ride to work. First thing was "how do I stop the engine?" That was the easy bit. What about the rest of the keys? He was in tears, the apprentice supervisor arranged search parties to search and thats how we spent the rest of the morning.

We didn't find them. The works electrician fitted a temporary switch that became permanent as far as I can remember.

So, the rule is no more than two keys/ring. Unless you have a motorbike that had four keys, three on one ring, ignition on one ring.


ARHarh

4,892 posts

136 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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I have separate bunches of keys, one for each car and one for the house. These are clipped together with fishing swivels when needed. Other keys like sheds, garage etc all have their own keyrings. Each set has a duplicate hidden in a safe place.

GrizzlyBear

1,108 posts

164 months

Sunday 28th February 2021
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Separate bunches for me too:

1 for car 1, (only I use that car)
1 for car 2 (that another member of the family uses every now and again)
1 for house, garage + loads of supermarket loyalty fobs.
1 for some work keys.

Edited by GrizzlyBear on Sunday 28th February 21:47

Prak

840 posts

247 months

Monday 1st March 2021
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One of the strangest things when I emigrated was being down to a keyring with ... no keys at all. No car, no house, no office, no nothing ...

bimsb6

8,764 posts

250 months

Monday 1st March 2021
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Bowside

2,065 posts

261 months

Monday 1st March 2021
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I keep mine as light as possible, Car key and 2 front door keys.

My wife's on the other hand would need me to conduct a full audit in order to give you the full list. Apparently it needs to be the combine size of a football so that she doesn't lose them. Obviously she then goes and loses them all the time.

bimsb6

8,764 posts

250 months

Monday 1st March 2021
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Prak said:
One of the strangest things when I emigrated was being down to a keyring with ... no keys at all. No car, no house, no office, no nothing ...
You became a hobo ?

Roofless Toothless

7,567 posts

161 months

Monday 1st March 2021
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bimsb6 said:
Prak said:
One of the strangest things when I emigrated was being down to a keyring with ... no keys at all. No car, no house, no office, no nothing ...
You became a hobo ?
You had the key to the highway.

https://youtu.be/Oei5PTADpPM



aponting389

750 posts

207 months

Monday 1st March 2021
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We’ve hit rock bottom