If you could ban one thing, right now?

[Ari]

For me, right now, musical chimes! Neighbour has them, it's breezy today, fk me they're irritating!

What else?

[bad company]

Covid.

[SCEtoAUX]

Cheese
Poorly thought out replica
Autocorrect

[Brave Fart]

Smoking. Hate, hate, hate it. I've never smoked and never will, so it's probably an irrational suggestion and wouldn't be practicable. Then again, you'll probably get lots of irrational suggestions, which will be more fun to read than sensible ones.

[Dr Jekyll]

Morris dancing.

[MitchT]

HIDs.

[SCEtoAUX]

Animals who have been given jobs for which they simply do not have the dexterity or mental capacity to do.

Pilot whales.

[CeramicMX5ND2]

Touchscreens..

[SCEtoAUX]

Vegan <insert name of meat product >

People who act like they are the new messiah because they decided a week ago that eating honey is exploiting bees and expect to be pandered to in every fking restaurant.

[MKnight702]

I vote to ban banning stuff, it never works.

[Riley Blue]

Cameras in phones.

Nothing pisses me off more than people holding their phones out, oblivious of those around them, taking photos non-stop. They spoil visits to air displays, concerts, the theatre, car shows, stately homes; every fking where.

[juice]

Protests (and threads about them)...

[Starfighter]

Organised religions.

[jet_noise]

Being offended.

[Wacky Racer]

Serious Jockin' (No G)

[SCEtoAUX]

Use of the word "promulgate".

[anonymous-user]

Definitely religion

The Covid vaccine for anyone refusing it right now

[lufbramatt]

Brave Fart said:

Smoking. Hate, hate, hate it. I've never smoked and never will, so it's probably an irrational suggestion and wouldn't be practicable. Then again, you'll probably get lots of irrational suggestions, which will be more fun to read than sensible ones.

+1

Neighbours smoke out the back and it blows into my garage while I’m training, makes me feel sick, and they walk around with a constant phlegmy cough. Why would anyone want that.

[littleowl]

People attempting to make eye contact & engage with you when you're out on a walk with headphones on.

Just fk off. The unwritten rule is if someone is wearing headphones, don't bother them.

(Yes, I'm a right miserable sod)

[Rayy]

Fat people shopping in supermarkets because they block the aisles.
Install weighing platform at entrance, and ban them by law from entry if their BMI is above 30.