If houses were advertised like cars on ebay

[Roboticarm]

It seems most private cars sales on eBay include a "good bits" "bad bits" section, which I personally think is great, you know about the problems upfront.

It got me thinking, what if houses were advertised in the same way?

3 bedroom semi detached in a great location close to amenities and with access to excellent schools

Good bits
Recent new windows, gravel driveway and insulated garage

Bad bits
Bloke at number 4 parks his transit right outside, neighbour has an annoying dog, pretty sure the couple at number 7 are running a business from their kitchen, on a hot day the drains smell awful

I wonder if this approach might catch on ?

[bristolbaron]

Here we have for sale my pride and joy house - genuine reason for sale, FULLY LOADED. First to see will buy! NO TIME WAISTERS!

[valiant]

Warning light on boiler but it’s an easy cheap fix

[LordHaveMurci]

valiant said:

Warning light on boiler but it’s an easy cheap fix

Beat me to it

[Baskey]

Extension hasn’t been signed off however it should fly through building control

[Notreallymeeither]

Just needs a vacuum and someone to run around with a duster. First to see will buy.

Reluctant sale but P/X for a bed sit or a 6 bed mansion (mortgage either way) as basically I’m desperate to get shot of my dump as it’s got subsidence.

Edited by Notreallymeeither on Thursday 1st April 20:59

[Nickbrapp]

They already do it

STUNNING (it’s a crushed velvet kitchen)

must be seen

Close to local amenities ( it’s in a council estate by the spar shop)

[M4cruiser]

wots yor best price mate and i'll send my courier round this afternoon, i'm working abroad.

[anonymous-user]

Paypal dispute.
E-bay house seller account closed.
The door was blue. The photos on street view from 2015 show a red door.

[LordHaveMurci]

Genuine reason for sale.

[anonymous-user]

dibbers006 said:

Relisted due to timewasters wanting serveys n setifikats for the electric work. (Im a qualified musician)

Brilliant hahahaha

[anonymous-user]

The photo shows a television and sofa.
It wasn’t there when I moved in.
Paypal dispute continued...

[Fishlegs]

Always warmed up before breakfast
2 new tiles
No elderly lady owners

[rodericb]

Tastefully modified

(pictures show a gauch wreck of a joint which would go into the Real Estate Nightmares thread).

[SCEtoAUX]

Obscenely expensive st hole slave box. Price driven through the roof by the buy to let brigade, government props and ten years of ultra-low interest rates.

You were born at the wrong time, tough tits, time to spend the next 25 years paying for my foreign holidays and new cars.

Call 0800 Baby Boomer for further details of how you've been screwed over.

[QuickQuack]

3 bed ex consil semi. Fulli kitted wiv genniuniune Channel an Vesace stuff. Purfekt evrithin.

Can't go up stairs no mor cos gang from the next estate broke me legs so need qwick sale. Swap 4 bonglo.

[Hoofy]

3 bedroom detached for sale. Not 4 bedroom, not 2 bedroom, not flat, not semi-detached, not terraced.

[anonymous-user]

Property extended to rear. Garage has kitchen and bathroom. Previously rented out to to tenants. Separate entrance via gully.

[Funk]

Customised front garden - a real head-turner.

[Driver101]

The house is on a street that is guaranteed to be a future highly desirable street.

Reflecting on future demand I'll price it accordingly. I want double what I paid last week.