Are you past it?

[craigjm]

In a recent nationwide survey of post-millenials (those aged 16-30) the following traits are displayed by people that are old and past it. How many are you guilty of? more than 5? time to book yourself into the glue factory apparently

You order a Cappuccino
Your underwear is from M&S
You watch Countryfile for the weather forecast at the end
You ask for 'milk and two sugars' in your tea
You still have a DVD collection
You ask for a 'Rachel Cut' at the hairdressers
You say 'funky'
You still send cheques for people's birthdays
You call trainers 'sneakers'
You make noises when you sit down
You wear comfortable shoes
You do not recognise any Love Island contestants
You struggle to work your TV remote
You plan a second route on a car journey just in case
You become obsessed with bin day
You move from BBC Radio 1 to Radio 2
You still use a gas BBQ
You turn the music down when you park the car
You have never posted a video to social media
You do not know what a Youtuber is
You use hashtags incorrectly
You are still on Facebook
You worry about not being able to find a parking space
You ask for your steak well done
You add salt to your food before tasting it

[Skyedriver]

11

I turned 68 yesterday

[NuvolAscaRina]

6 ish .

[21st Century Man]

Only 3. I surprised myself, I certainly feel past it.

[Einion Yrth]

craigjm said:

You wear comfortable shoes

What kind of 'kin imbecile deliberately wears uncomfortable shoes?

[craigjm]

Einion Yrth said:

craigjm said:

You wear comfortable shoes

What kind of 'kin imbecile deliberately wears uncomfortable shoes?

With a response like that I think you have probably just booked yourself in for summary execution rather than waiting your turn at the glue factory old man

[kambites]

Three for me.

[Paul Dishman]

Einion Yrth said:

craigjm said:

You wear comfortable shoes

What kind of 'kin imbecile deliberately wears uncomfortable shoes?

I thought that too

6 for me at age 66

[jingars]

12

Tomorrow is bin day, but have put it out tonight in case the wagon arrives early.

[NuvolAscaRina]

I don't turn the music down when parking ,I turn it off .
Does that score 2 points ?......

[Einion Yrth]

craigjm said:

Einion Yrth said:

craigjm said:

You wear comfortable shoes

What kind of 'kin imbecile deliberately wears uncomfortable shoes?

With a response like that I think you have probably just booked yourself in for summary execution rather than waiting your turn at the glue factory old man

You'll have to catch me in your uncomfortable shoes first, youth.

[craigjm]

Einion Yrth said:

craigjm said:

Einion Yrth said:

craigjm said:

You wear comfortable shoes

What kind of 'kin imbecile deliberately wears uncomfortable shoes?

With a response like that I think you have probably just booked yourself in for summary execution rather than waiting your turn at the glue factory old man

You'll have to catch me in your uncomfortable shoes first, youth.

I dont think i could pass as a post millenial

[vixen1700]

2 of them.

Don't know anyone on Love Island and wear comfortable (decent) shoes.

54 Years old, so hopefully mot past it.

[Eric Mc]

Past what?

[standards]

Eric Mc said:

Past what?

Yes-I didn’t go past anything I noticed either

[The Moose]

craigjm said:

You order a Cappuccino Nope
Your underwear is from M&S Nope
You watch Countryfile for the weather forecast at the end Nope
You ask for 'milk and two sugars' in your tea Nope
You still have a DVD collection Nope, although just bought a car with a DVD player for the kids so have a few for them. Does that count?!
You ask for a 'Rachel Cut' at the hairdressers Nope
You say 'funky' Rarely
You still send cheques for people's birthdays Nope
You call trainers 'sneakers' Nope
You make noises when you sit down Not often
You wear comfortable shoes I'm a man - my shoes are either comfortable or really comfortable
You do not recognise any Love Island contestants I do not recognize any thankfully!
You struggle to work your TV remote Nope
You plan a second route on a car journey just in case Nope
You become obsessed with bin day Nope
You move from BBC Radio 1 to Radio 2 Nope
You still use a gas BBQ Yes - quick to turn on, quick to clean!
You turn the music down when you park the car Nope
You have never posted a video to social media Nope
You do not know what a Youtuber is Nope
You use hashtags incorrectly Nope
You are still on Facebook Yes
You worry about not being able to find a parking space Nope
You ask for your steak well done Heck no - why would you ruin a beautiful piece of steak?!
You add salt to your food before tasting it Nope

1 or 2 for me...however I certainly often feel past it!

[Tlandcruiser]

Why are cappuccinos on the list?

[Riley Blue]

I scored 2. I'm 71.

[Phil Dicky]

4 at 52.....I'm happy with that.

[anonymous-user]

i scored 4 and i'm 54 but my body is a temple* so hardly a surprise really




* faded, crumbling and harbouring an unspeakable horror