Hammering frozen sausages into front yard meaning
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Good afternoon everyone. Can someone explain the meaning or the reason one might do this? I saw it mentioned a lot on thread on here (about unsightly old van being used as a shed by a neighbour) so I assume it's a thing. Is it to perhaps indicate that the owner of said front yard is a bit of a knob? Is it to attract vermin like foxes? Gone over my head I think unless it does just mean your neighbour has grown a garden of phalluses overnight.
Yep, a thread about an idiotic neighbour I think. To get their own back someone suggested hammering frozen sausages in to said neighbours lawn as they'd be inivisible but foxes and any other animals might come and dig up the lawn thereby ruining it. Other classics include, "Its welsh you 'tard", "Dominating the stairs", "throwing a can of red bull", "wheelie girl" and "winged horse of chav tat" threads.
Edited by chrisga on Wednesday 14th July 08:22
It's been around for a while, not sure of the exact origin, but it's a way of exacting revenge on someone why (as you correctly identify) attracting carnivores to tear up someone's lawn.
It was humourous the first few times, but then got repeated over and over and stopped being funny.
Other references of a similar nature are 'dominating the stairs', 'throwing red bull cans at someone' and 'being powerfully built'.
It was humourous the first few times, but then got repeated over and over and stopped being funny.
Other references of a similar nature are 'dominating the stairs', 'throwing red bull cans at someone' and 'being powerfully built'.
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Sway's post on page 1 if you have man-size pages setting, page 4 or 5 if you have the default 20 posts per page setting.
Sway's post on page 1 if you have man-size pages setting, page 4 or 5 if you have the default 20 posts per page setting.
QuickQuack said:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Sway's post on page 1 if you have man-size pages setting, page 4 or 5 if you have the default 20 posts per page setting.
Doh, beaten to it because I got sidetracked reading other threads in the legendary tabs thread I either didn’t recognise or wanted to enjoy again Sway's post on page 1 if you have man-size pages setting, page 4 or 5 if you have the default 20 posts per page setting.
Cudd Wudd said:
Doh, beaten to it because I got sidetracked reading other threads in the legendary tabs thread I either didn’t recognise or wanted to enjoy again
This one?https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
DSLiverpool said:
Dominating the stairs was the phrase used by our Die Hard member. Still amuses me whenever I think about it.
Ah, castroses…https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Page 9 starts it but page 12 appears to be the first reference (standard page settings). Though that was dominate the top hallway - I’ve skimmed it so may well have overlooked a previous post.
I recall castroses reappeared under a different but similar user name and said something similar. Took it in good humour when reminded. Not sure if that was a different profile though as the thread above is back to the original name.
chrisga said:
The meat cleaver one grabbed my attention, but need to dig deeper to see if the OP was quoted. And people fornicating in other people’s homes. Plus Jason Plato, Neil Chambers and others
tty cushionschrisga said:
Yep, a thread about an idiotic neighbour I think. To get their own back someone suggested hammering frozen sausages in to said neighbours lawn as they'd be inivisible but foxes and any other animals might come and dig up the lawn thereby ruining it. Other classics include, "Its welsh you 'tard", "Dominating the stairs", "throwing a can of red bull", "wheelie girl" and "winged horse of chav tat" threads.
I’ve never seen that one! Edited by chrisga on Wednesday 14th July 08:22
Cudd Wudd said:
chrisga said:
The meat cleaver one grabbed my attention, but need to dig deeper to see if the OP was quoted. And people fornicating in other people’s homes. Plus Jason Plato, Neil Chambers and others
i can't believe you amateurs forgetting, "two dogs tied together to lure the innocent into a gypsy led bumming"
As a thread its talked about here in reverred tones for the unintentional comedy genius!
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=13...
As a thread its talked about here in reverred tones for the unintentional comedy genius!
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=13...
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