What is your Super Power
What is your Super Power
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MK1RS Bruce

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768 posts

167 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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What silly skill do you have that amazes other people and that you count as your own super power??

I'll start, back when nights out were a thing my superpower was being able to remember massive drinks rounds, 30 to 40 peoples drink orders, manage the kitty such that no one was ever without a drink or that the kitty runs dry on the likes of the Christmas night out and manage to keep up when people switched from beer to spirits etc. My ability is so legendary at this, that even when I have moved teams within work, word of mouth means I am still entrusted with the job.

I am now slightly worried that after 16 months of no partying that I might have lost my powers.

mmm-five

12,338 posts

313 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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I can stick a pencil all the way up my nose!

The morning after a sizeable portion of gnocchi gorgonzola I can clear a hotel breakfast room with a single fart (but only if I've messed up my medication)!

Not sure what real world use they have, other than maybe smuggling something small & expensive, or clearing the customs hall!

Edited by mmm-five on Tuesday 20th July 10:33

Pixelpeep Z4

8,949 posts

171 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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I can carry 5 mugs of tea in each hand.

Drive it fix it repeat

1,046 posts

80 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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Splitting an apple with my hands. It’s one of those things that is easy when you know how but people think you are some sort of superhuman when they first see it.

DRFC1879

3,538 posts

186 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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That's something I've never seen done or considered trying but I bet I'm not alone in wanting to get an apple and give it a go now.

QuartzDad

2,969 posts

151 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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Name any mainstream film from the last 60 years and I can tell you the year it was released.

Prak

840 posts

247 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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QuartzDad said:
Name any mainstream film from the last 60 years and I can tell you the year it was released.
Ooo, ooo ... do "No Time To Die" smile

StevieBee

15,310 posts

284 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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I'm 'Nav Man'

I have an innate sense of direction to what people tell me is to freakish levels of accuracy. More often than not I need a sat-nav only down two or three streets, even to towns I've never been. I could go back to any place on earth that I've been over the past 30 years - even when the trip was only for a few days - and be able to drive a hire car to the hotel without looking at a map.

I have looked into it a bit and seems that some people have a stronger inner-compass than others.


AlexanderV8

1,487 posts

232 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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I used to be known for the ability to squeeze a fart out for between 10 to 15 seconds continuously.
Someone recorded me at work once. Sounded like an elephant trumpeting on playback.
That was a while ago, but I can still emit smaller raspier ones on each step as I climb a flight of stairs.

Pixelpeep Z4

8,949 posts

171 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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Prak said:
QuartzDad said:
Name any mainstream film from the last 60 years and I can tell you the year it was released.
Ooo, ooo ... do "No Time To Die" smile
laugh

exelero

2,082 posts

118 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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I speak Hungarian

Pieman68

4,292 posts

263 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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I can render a toilet unusable for at least an hour after a visit

Pixelpeep Z4

8,949 posts

171 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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exelero said:
I speak Hungarian
but you might be Hungarian, in which case your super power would be 'i can speak' biggrin

CharlesdeGaulle

26,882 posts

209 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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I'm pretty good at turning beer into piss.

How u doing

28,973 posts

212 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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I know the time, no watch or clock.

Boozy

2,427 posts

248 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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Fully expecting some familiar names to come in here and admit to being able to start a fight in an empty paper bag,

cmvtec

2,188 posts

110 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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I remember number plates, for some inexplicable reason.

I reeled off one of my colleagues the other day, which really freaked him out. I can see a car out on the road and immediately recognize that I've seen it before somewhere, and I can often reel off it's usual location. Not particularly distinctive cars either.

RicksAlfas

14,518 posts

273 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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How u doing said:
I know the time, no watch or clock.
You are Jack Reacher!

Hoofy

80,045 posts

311 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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Not that impressive but I laugh in the face of problems. Family deaths, pandemics, illness, injury - I might be shaken but I'm like a weeble.

ozzuk

1,455 posts

156 months

Tuesday 20th July 2021
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I'm often called the 'estimator' as I'm always pretty close to knowing exact time, and I my guesses of sizes of objects (small things up to buildings) are extremely close/spot on. Works for project budgets as well, even if no prior knowledge of system usually my gut estimate is better than our functional managers.

Not the most exciting skill to have though I guess if I was a surveyor instead of an IT manager it would be good.

Okay so I came up with the name estimator based on my love of Terminator.