Who is the shortest person you know?
Who is the shortest person you know?
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ajprice

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33,331 posts

225 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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Followin on the 'Who is the tallest person you know?' thread, who's the shortest fully grown adult person you know?

I know a few people in work who are around 5'0" or 5'1"

jdw100

5,488 posts

193 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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I have a sister-in-law who must be 4’11’’

I once ended up drinking with the British People of Reduced Height (is that the term) Weight Lifting team in Cambridge one evening…just one of those random events that happen.

Bloody hell they can drink!


Bright Halo

3,979 posts

264 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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Wife is 5’0ft
She used to be a test driver for Scalelectrix

Bacon Is Proof

5,740 posts

260 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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I know two sisters that are both one to two inches under five foot but I've got a barmaid coming in later that could be even shorter.
I'm not going to ask her how tall she is as I'm sure she gets tired of it, but in the interest of science I have marked some subtle graduations on a chalk wall she'll be standing in front of and will report back later.
hehe

DodgyGeezer

48,995 posts

219 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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My grandmother was about 4'10" - she terrified my grandfather, who was 6'4" hehe

My mother in law is about 4'11" - mind you as she's 92 she gets a pass on that thumbup

JimmyConwayNW

3,632 posts

154 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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Rob at work is about 5'0 proper short arse

MDMA .

10,682 posts

130 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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My cousin has just had a premature baby. He's pretty short.

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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My wonderful mom was 4’8”. I’m 6’3”.

She passed away last year, this is one of our last pics and I love it biggrin

We used to get asked how she managed to give birth to a big old lump like me but I was 4lb 6oz and 2 weeks overdue at birth so I think that helped her.


JustGREENI

610 posts

209 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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I went out with a bird who was 4’10”, she worked as Henrietta Hound at Alton Towers !

Unknown_User

7,150 posts

121 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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sebdangerfield said:
My wonderful mom was 4’8”. I’m 6’3”.

She passed away last year, this is one of our last pics and I love it biggrin

We used to get asked how she managed to give birth to a big old lump like me but I was 4lb 6oz and 2 weeks overdue at birth so I think that helped her.

That is a truly lovely photo! Sorry for your loss.

Sterillium

22,371 posts

254 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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ajprice said:
Followin on the 'Who is the tallest person you know?' thread, who's the shortest fully grown adult person you know?

I know a few people in work who are around 5'0" or 5'1"
I did think this might happen... hehe

For me, I think it's a female colleague who was 5' exactly and a lad I was at college with who I think was 5' 2" at eighteen.

RizzoTheRat

28,870 posts

221 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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I used to train with a lass who was 4'10"...and a first dan in Jui Jitsu, she was bloody lethal as her center of gravity was so low! Gave me a lift once in her boyfriends 3 door civic and I had to pass her the seat belt as with the seat pulled forward she couldn't reach the belt hehe


A friend at school was just under 5', when they lined us all up in height order to take the school photo she was at one end of the line and her boyfriend was at the other I think he was 6'6" or 6'7". He clearly had a thing for short women as his widow is about 5'11".

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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Unknown_User said:
That is a truly lovely photo! Sorry for your loss.
Thankyou, that's very kind. It makes me laugh still to see the height difference and how tiny she was.

Sporky

12,110 posts

93 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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I have a customer contact who I would think is under 4'6". Met her for the first time a month or so ago having lots of Teams calls. Her colleague (who I'd also only met on Teams calls until that day) is taller than me - I'd guess she's just shy of 6'. Quite the contrast.

joestifff

890 posts

135 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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sebdangerfield said:
My wonderful mom was 4’8”. I’m 6’3”.

She passed away last year, this is one of our last pics and I love it biggrin

We used to get asked how she managed to give birth to a big old lump like me but I was 4lb 6oz and 2 weeks overdue at birth so I think that helped her.

Good photo

That is a similar difference in height to me and a bloke I used to work with. He is 6'10". We looked daft working together!

silverfoxcc

8,402 posts

174 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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When i was at BT, we had a lad from Hong Kong who was less than 4ft tall, he lovely winding other people up about it, the scalextric driver was one and he often referred to Ronnie Corbett as 'That tall bloke'.

He drove a 1990 SUV the make i have forgotten and he had to had blocks bolted to the pedals so he could reach them. He got into a bit a road rage and related it thus

This bloke came up to my drivers door and started having a pop at me fro some reason, we were eye to eye and challenged me to get out, which i did, and it was quite a drop to the floor , i must have come up to his belt. Thr look on his face when i disappeared from view ,with him saying, 'Where the F**k have you gone, to which i replied 'Down here, What are you going to do about it?' He just creased up and apologised.

However his hobby was growing Bonsai trees and gave talks about it, again thelook on people faces when he walked out, and said, 'Believe it or not i have had suffered some terrible injuries in this hobby, i must get a better ladder when i pollard them. Broke the ice completely. Great chap, Asked his boss if could have a half day off once because of his size, and needed a srep stool for the top drawer of a filing cabinet.


silverfoxcc

8,402 posts

174 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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Oh and on the tall thread this one covers both.

When I was working at Jessops in Reading and the girl there was about 6ft 1 Her name was Heidi, which was fine unitl another lass about 4ft 6 joined. And her name was also Heidi
Within seconds they were christened Heidi-high and Heidi-low

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

110 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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My nephew. Can't be more than two feet tall.

Radec

5,949 posts

76 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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silverfoxcc said:
Oh and on the tall thread this one covers both.

When I was working at Jessops in Reading and the girl there was about 6ft 1 Her name was Heidi, which was fine unitl another lass about 4ft 6 joined. And her name was also Heidi
Within seconds they were christened Heidi-high and Heidi-low
biggrin brilliant.

Had a mate at work who was really short, they would always gone on about an official height at which point you would be classed as a midget/dwarf or whatever the pc term is nowadays and how they were just above that limit so they should be classed as short.

Can't remember what the height limit was though.

Kernowlokal

90 posts

166 months

Friday 20th August 2021
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On my wife's side of the family, there are quite a few under 5ft, I think her cousin is 4'9" or 4'10". I'm 6ft, but that's some kind of giant on that side of the family. My 6 year old is 4'6" (he looks like Elf in his school photos) and he's rapidly gaining on my mother in law who is 4'10"/4'11".